moon cube truther

rummaging through a big cardboard box labeled IDEOLOGY, muttering indistinctly and occasionally laughing out loud

huh.

now i'm gonna watch mr beast spend 50 hours buried alive. the guy is *incredibly* entertaining!!

lucifer! it's marvin! ... your cousin, marvin satan? ... you know that new antichrist you've been looking for? well listen to this! *holds up phone to mr beast video*

i can't believe dragon's dogma 2 is a real game that exists and i can't believe the entire gaming world isn't going complete apeshit about dragon's dogma 2 being a real game that exists

@bombsfall i guess we'll never know what happened to the implosion box when it descended into the implosion zone

Headline: Sub Thought To Be Implosion-Prone Implodes

It's really funny to develop any conspiracy theories about the loss of the Titan submersible, as it is perhaps the single most explicable weird disaster I can remember. It was specifically warned about. People refused to dive in it due to concerns about exactly what happened.

what if we launched a 3rd voyager probe but instead of including information about humanity and life on earth we just put something really really radioactive in there

hey what if for this trailer we made the gunshots on beat with the music. what if we did that. do you think they'd love it. do you think they'd give us awards and maybe prizes

inverse they live glasses

@bombsfall fugcking. hell yea

ah SHIT

if you make a video game you are just fucked up and twisted

@FoldableHuman I used to have a job where people could rate their service on their way out and even the well meaning people giving 5s no matter what fucked us over since that would raise our average score, which would immediately become the new baseline where anything below was unacceptable

The fact that I know these are used against the workers is fraught, I know there's no room for nuance, that it's all performance, that anything less than a 5 will be used against them in some way by someone, and I just, I refuse to play. Don't put that evil on me.

I'm so exhausted of every single business on the planet asking me to fill out a survey. I had an eye exam and was asked to fill out a survey. I ordered glasses and was asked to fill out a survey. I went to the dentist and was asked to fill out a survey.

I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

@Pliny_theElder the code giving out like a rotten floor and plummeting us into the twitter ur-basement. i'm getting a favstar again

I hit the rt button and things went very old school

@mikerugnetta jordan peterson ass behaviour

@underthenettle i think about this one every single time good friday rolls around

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

@Miexriir now they have to put you in super monkey ball

SURPRISE!! I spent the past year producing and developing an actual Sonic game! This project has been nothing short of a dream come true and I’m so proud of it 🥹😭 We all put so much love into this game, I hope you try it out and let me know what you think!!

hell is Splatoon High Tide Glowflies Wave 1

@TRAExecutive *pixar exec in meeting with creative team* make a movie about fuckin uuhh *opens kitchen cabinet* how the teacups and coffee cups have apartheid

@NforNihilism @jon_snow_420 that's a picture of asia

yeah i got a NFT. nice fuckin tidys

@JohnnyCallicutt @Lubchansky

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 1954

hello aliens :) cool rock for you :)