bumper bowie🏔️

Mitch Marner and John Tortorella at their first Golden Knights practice together.

@chefbriere which text was this even a reference to??😭😭

roughly every 12 hours i send everest a text that i know would get me slapped if i said it irl

@chefbriere I need to slap you more often

@chefbriere @GenosDawgs @keephappinesss come down then?

@GenosDawgs @keephappinesss @mounteeev dana is currently in my building i could walk down there right now

being single and bored will have you in worcester, massachusetts to see msu hockey player porter martone

@GenosDawgs @keephappinesss save us ky ur our only hope

@keephappinesss I can save you. she has no effect on me

@keephappinesss Ok lesbian

computa. make me swap places with that trophy

She Bang on my Kok Thai I Land

serving static calm that down mama

i cannot believe i actually just had a porter martone themed vacation with 3 of my friends and 2 of them don’t watch hockey

@chefbriere porter martone themed vacation😭😭😭

@fockeytalk @vladarism i mean I think once our center situation improves he’ll play bottom 6 and it’ll be fine, but also I don’t like how long they extended him for after half of an outlier good season at his age, or how much money they’re giving him if he’s gonna end up bottom 6 and produce a lot less

kill christian dvorak please let porter martone keep his number I am not playing these games

@vladarism I mean he’s fine and a lot of my hatred doesn’t really have a good reason but that’s the actual logical explanation

@vladarism I think they used poor judgement and extended him quickly just because they had an immediate need for centers and he doesn’t really have a place on a cup contending version of the flyers and would be bottom 6 on most playoff teams and is outperforming only bc of his line mates

@maddygrahaml well that is definitely true

@mounteeev you could never compete with the stuff that comes out of sharkstwt

I am always hesitant when I hockey tweet bc I’m scared someone is going to reply wrong! bad, bad opinion! stupid little girl! you are not a knower of puck! your soul is black and brain is small!

@tonyescargot all I strive for in this life is tony escargot’s approval🥹

@mounteeev Tony loves it.

TOTTing

@maddygrahaml I mean true. But. They can still bully me

@mounteeev girl no, have you seen th shit men on here tweet?

@vladarism I’ll kill him anyways my hatred for dvo has no bounds

@mounteeev okay wait dont kill him i can give him jersey number ideas

@vladarism EXAAACTLY

@mounteeev i have never related more to a tweet i hold back from tweeting shit so bad bc of that fear

POWER PLAY GOAL!!!! are we goated?