Smellan Badley
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Smellan Badley
@pankocrust
Recently retired! Fmr: @VICENEWS @RealTimers @Bulbapedia

Not to be a PokeBoomer but you can clearly tell there was a shift in pokemon starter design away from animals and towards anthropomorphic mascots starting around gen 6 and it really sucks man

Clavicular got DENIED entry by BUFFMAXXED bouncers for not having ID then proceeded to try and BRUTALLY DANCEMOG his way into the club 😭

mcdonald's in the past couple of years (in the uk at least) has gone for this very weird marketing choice where they've moved away from a family-friendly image to instead targeting 13 year olds in tracksuits who listen to dril and go to maccies after school





#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel says the team won’t be opening the IR-return window for WR Mack Hollins (abdomen) today.


I’ve been buying black Nike full length socks for the last 15 years but the problem is that they have changed the design every year so I have like 30 slightly different black Nike socks that don’t match 100%


Alright… let me confess something before y’all judge me. I just watched a video of people slipping on ice… legs flying… arms flapping… feet in the air… and I laughed so hard I had to watch it twice. Not because I’m cruel. Not because I want to see people hurt. But because there is something built into the human brain that reacts to sudden shock with laughter. It’s the same reflex that makes us laugh when someone drops a plate or gets startled. The amygdala fires… the brain misreads the danger… and instead of fear, we get that burst of humor. It’s science. It’s wiring. It’s the human condition. Maybe I shouldn’t have laughed… But watching folks hit that ice like they met the Hand of God Himself… it woke up a part of my soul I forgot existed. Tell me I’m not alone. Have you ever laughed at somebody slipping before you asked if they were okay? Be honest…” #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove







