passoid_moder

"average person collects 3 decorative objects considered novel, rare, or bizarre a year" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person collects 0 per year. Curios Georg, who lives in cave & collects over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i've noticed that a lot of tweets ask questions that can be answered by whether you did extra curriculars before school started or if you were the only thing preventing your parents divorce. now my timeline is full of coin collectors and amateur photographers that intimidate me.

@_ellestar i don't know, actually. he was before my time.

@passoid_moder ok but did he mention the number by name

sometimes i wonder if im the first person to think of a number, like i wonder if anyone has thought of 794,774,468,577,082,873,073,194,023,014 before

wouldn't it be crazy if a real woman saw herself as an "ugly man"? they haven't been shown to do that! my mother is so beautiful.

@REFORMEDBXTCH @hydrangea_cc nothing actually matters. so what?

@passoid_moder @hydrangea_cc Like that matters xd

Not my coworker saying amab to when referring to their trans partner.

it would probably take a nation of 50 to hold me down.

@ZoeFnaf as long as it's healthy poop

it’s 2026 bro, were all eating our own poop now

@mystsl once your period cycle and your carpenters relapse cycle sync up you will understand

The idea of feeling emotions over a song other than just "that sounds so good" or "I don't like this" is still wild to me, like wym people cry over music without like anything else tied to it

@7384254b everyone hates us.

friend said my tweet was mid so I deleted it and felt bad for a bit #rlhf

@kipconlon i never even said that

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

@Cheesebotrl um, okay...

I'm hitting all of you and anyone who's visibly or audibly happy about it is getting blocked

@sentientcitrus you have a bright mind.

triangles are really Tri Angle

@KooliesTea you just created a million raising canes.

Raising Canes is so fucking overrated 🫩

@chipettemunk don't even joke

Canes in six

New York Job: I pretend to be the NPCs in human hitman levels Chicago job: I run election interference for glitch productions LA Job: I'm the child they imprisoned to make sam reich tiktok skits

@themelonwizard #keepzohranniche #mamdaniche

What if Mamdani doesn't want to be President of the United States... What if he just wants to be the good gov'nor of New York City 🤔

this is why we can't have third spaces.

@Emmie_exx please refrain from posting our private messages

weirdo

@slightlysus1 no

Hey at @ grok I just took a shit should I wipe my ass or no