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@wwp7 @WallStreetMav Lighten up Francis

When you’re wondering why your degree doesn’t seem to mean anything, remember this video. We give graduation papers to anyone.

@Suzierizzo1 Bubble kids. They are unemployable

What is up lately with older men thinking that it’s okay for them to come up and try to hit on girls that are at least half or three times their age.They were telling him they didn’t want to talk to him,but he just wouldn’t take no for an answer and that’s a huge problem!

@Clip_Station_ She just learned to swear. Sounds like another gal I know that also does not swear well. Swearing properly is an art, just ask me to do it, after I think about I will generally come up with a good one. — Fook Me running…. *|~…

Family gets a new boat, but while the dad is busy arguing, it starts drifting toward another boat. His daughter, already annoyed, quickly steps in to stop it while others say it’s fine. Did she save it or overreact?

@cnbc @JoeSquawk @andrewrsorkin Can we get some other guests? please-Related to what To do with our money and not promoting his silly system Backed irrelevant sports and lame declining, nba club? #notrelatable #payola

@JoeSquawk What did that genius just say about #au and #slv in English please. No offense but that guy was talking serious trader talk and I’m just a knucklehead. Decode pls. I think he said hold!

@DefiantLs Why is this Asssclownery on my GD phone

What would you do in this situation?

@CNBCnow please tell us (John q Public) who R the quants, hedge and profess traders with no long or short over the weekend holds are doing to our mkt. They always cause this crap! it happend at 1035 eastern today. They collude obviously so tomorrow they can rip. Ban em asap

@WorldDarkWeb2 She deserves a nose taze

Lady loses it after getting arrested for $50k check scam

@WorldDarkWeb 1/2 Irish

Dad gets tired of telling everyone to clean up the house and does this

@AntiLeftMemes Supervise her ass back to clulessville

There's a reason they went from a joke to number 1 with folks under 40. It's a great platform for crypto, equities and options trading. Now prediction markets also!

@rocknrollofall It’s Journey take it easy

They don't make songs like that anymore. All natural, no computers. One of the best voices ever. Goosebumps. 'No big screens, no cellphones, no big lights, just a band and the public, best of times. Journey performing 'Don't Stop Believin' live in Houston, in 1981, on their Escape Tour.

@dan_bernstein Joe Rogan is a Pud. Dan ain’t a put

Now it’s all real. We’re on the elevator bank signage.

@BoLoudon This is very hard to digest.

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just announced First Lady Melania Trump may be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize IN ADDITION to President Trump. Yes! They both deserve Nobel Peace Prizes!

@jimcramer Chief you are so right about DG, Sarasota everyone goes there to ditch Publix algo pricing, here in Chicago suburban area same is starting. Total interrupter. New stores everywhere.

@GrantRandom he Chicago Cubs have made significant trades today, acquiring pitchers Michael Soroka from the Nationals and Andrew Kittredge from the Orioleto strengthen their pitching staff as they approach the MLB trade deadline. They are also reportedly pursuing a trade for All-Star

Sexy!

Lithium blabber girl. Zip it. Even quantum physicists can’t calculate how many songs she hasn’t played due to over yappin !!! @GrantRandom

@LangmanVince Bro is seriously under employed

#1 This guy has way too much time on his hands. #2 This is freaking incredible! 👏👏

@clownworld He went down real ez