mr phil

@IpswichTown Agent woolfenden 👌

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

@Stu_artaviation Roof of the car 👌

Right. A Boeing 747-400 Winglet. Now got to figure out what to do with it.........

Meanwhile in #munich #germany #scotland

@mynameisRobbo I do this 😩

Women!! Stop putting wooden chopping boards in the dishwasher

@fesshole I got £15 for being in a suspect line up at the local police station 👍👍

Friend did a TV as for a breakfast cereal I like. She told me in confidence how much she got paid for just staring at a bowl of it. It was SO MUCH money that I haven't been able to eat the stuff since, I'm that sick with envy

RIP to a decent bit of tourist trade in Norway, Iceland etc Probably over a billion bucket lists ticked off last night #aurora #AuroraBoreal

@VirtualAstro from whee we holiday in France

@BolamJeff @FBAwayDays Love an ipswich Newcastle match 🤝

@FBAwayDays Congratulations Ipswich from a toon fan who remembers when yous were top notch in the 70s and 80s 🇬🇧🏁

Ipswich’s Harry Clarke getting emotional as fans sing his name, after the side clinched promotion to The Premier League today. What it’s all about. 🥹👏 #ITFC

@IpswichTownFans @tedkravitz That puts the “Ed’s gonna perform after the game” rumours to bed

Ed Sheeran talking #ITFC with @tedkravitz at the F1. Confirms he’s signed up to sponsor us again next season 💙

Need some help town fans. Massive supporter Valentine, ST holder in Bobby Lower for over 60 years, sadly passed away last weekend aged 81. Lets get an applause going on Saturday for a true blue 💙 Any shares would be appreciated eadt.co.uk/news/21585624.… #itfc

@CooperativeBank and the reason for this call, you’ve sent my daughter a printed cheque , her bank has refused it because you’ve gone over the print with a pen. As a bank you’d have known that would get rejected😩 glad you’re not my bank.

@CooperativeBank Send letters saying open on a Saturday morning, call and you say you’re not open weekends 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ honestly, useless 😩😩

@mynameisRobbo That reminds me, I need some new tea towel holders

My Twitter circle

@LeighFrancis Had a brilliant time last night! I was gonna wear my Mel b costume but bottled it. Great show, cheers Leigh

Absolutely lovely people in Cambridge! Big cheers for being an ace audience. Loved it. Tonight we’re in Sheffield City Hall! Happy Friday! I think it’s Friday? #leighfrancismyfirsttime LIVE TOUR

#ipswich #itfc

Just sat waiting for my Chinese food, two guys just came in, ordered a chicken chow mein no onion and no beansprouts and the other ordered plain chow mein no onion no beansprouts 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

@VirtualAstro x.com/frankie57pr/st… 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm hearing all over my socials about an epic meteor sighting a few minutes ago.

@UtilitaEnergy can one of you guys call me please! 4 times, 45 mins each time, just hang up! Impossible

Twitter has finally died , I held on as long as I could.. time to update the app, goodbye Twitter