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I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don't have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting🤙🏼 Brilliant.

Here we go. Once Netanyahu has ordered in ground troops, then it's a guarantee. American politicians are not allowed to disagree. Watch. You'll see Trump will follow his orders like a dog. Then they'll pretend landing troops on Iranian islands doesn't count. Propaganda incoming.

JUST IN: Epstein lawyer Darren Indyke likely perjured himself repeatedly in today's deposition, says Rep. Dave Min. Min says he is shocked Indyke didn’t plead the fifth. "I think it's very likely he perjured himself over and over and over again.” "I'm not gonna go into detail, but you know, he, he claimed… that he had no knowledge of any woman or girls.”

@seanhannity This garbage is worse than your show.

Classic Netanyahu: In Hebrew, he said the war will continue as long as it takes In English, he said that it will end faster than most think

TMZ reports Justin Bieber & Usher got into an “intense heated exchange” at Beyoncé’s Oscars after-party. The two unfollowed each other on socials a few months ago. (tmz.com/2026/03/19/ush…)

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee Republicans have advanced a bill that would create a public list of transgender residents,

Daughter of Israeli minister has been found dead, recently she had been talking about how she was sexually abused in "pedophile ceremonies" and trafficked by her parents. "In recent months, Shoshana had been publicly speaking out about both sexual abuse from her parents and ritual abuse that she said she experienced as a child. She released multiple social media posts describing abuse from her parents, along with testimonies about being forced to take part in sexual ritual abuse. “Starting from age two and a half, my parents took me to pedophile ceremonies in which I was programmed and trained using drugs, hypnosis, and sexual abuse,” she said in a February video. “When I was 13, my father started pimping me in Tel Aviv, making money off my back. The abuse continued until an older age,” she added. [...] Yael Shitrit, Shoshana’s friend who has also testified as a victim of ritual sexual abuse, demanded that more be done. “We spoke with her [Shoshana] that morning. She didn’t want to die. She wanted a home and security.”

Ffs.

Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief

@SpeakerJohnson You don't see how ridiculous you sound?

The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous.

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

This fucking lad.

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos is reportedly in talks to raise $100B for a new fund aimed at acquiring manufacturing firms and automating them with AI, per WSJ.

19-year-old Royer Perez-Jimenez died in ICE custody Tues. He was detained for merging lanes on his scooter. Per @AlexLDeLuca of @miaminewtimes.

@WhiteHouse @SecWar The way he breaks between each word makes it even less believable. That's like when liars say "I did not" rather than "I didn't".

"This media here—not all of it, but much of it—wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we are somehow spinning toward an endless abyss, or a 'forever war'... NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH." - @SecWar 🇺🇸

"We're flying wherever we want - we have nobody even shooting at us," President Trump says minutes after this report. x.com/halbritz/statu…

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu to hold a live press conference today.

FUCK JOHN FETTERMAN!

Stay safe everyone. Catturd is going nuclear.