Tim Turner

If the @steelers make it into the playoffs, I’ll buy a low mileage, 1997–1999, 5 speed Chevy Cavalier for anyone who retweets this.

@Ciga_FF 30 here. Still in Hernand and loving it, haha.

@quantimturner 20 hours in now....love it even more. Still chilling/exploring in the first map area....lol. x.com/Ciga_FF/status…

The surest way to farm engagement right now is to hate on Crimson Desert. The game is a masterpiece. If you hate it, you hate fun and hate good games, and probably hate Jesus and freedom.

I’m 13 hours into Crimson Desert and barely know what’s going on - and I love it.

😂 @JasonMcCourty @devinmccourty

@32nds @LauraJedeed

@LauraJedeed So you didn't accept and go to training where you would have immediately washed out. So this is nothing.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I'm real outspoken about my opinion of the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate slate.com/news-and-polit…

Find anybody happier tonight than Chris Boswell. I dare you.

Imagine being a Chiefs fan right now 😂

If you guys only knew…

😂 The look of pure regret on the face of @bertkreischer for doing this @CBS New Year special. Every technical issue imaginable. No chemistry with Hardy. Just pure awkwardness.

WTFalcons

I hope DK Metcalf gets stuck in the middle seat of a 6 hour flight between 2 people trying to out virtue signal each other over not using AI and not eating meat. 😒

Interesting Fact: If the @Steelers were playing the @Colts today, the age of the 2 QBs combined would be 137. 🤯

You guys are all really smart, and I wouldn’t presume to tell you your business, but I think you’re doing it wrong if you don’t have Adam Thielen in all of your lineups today.

@AnnieAgar It’s what we do. (Guys)

HE MISSED IT

@gkittle46 @VerverkS Don’t feed the trolls, hoss.

@VerverkS I get off days on Tuesdays. Plenty of time to watch. Yall say funny things

How to say: "My team isn't making the playoffs" without saying it.

The fake tush push is my new favorite play in the #NFL.

Waiter: How rare do you want that steak? Me:

Jahmyr Gibbs should have to split that touchdown with Sam Laporta.

Brutal. 😭

@NFLosophy Playin’ chess.

I need him to have a meh game so the guy who took a flyer on him will drop him and I can scoop.