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@Jaynne_pearl @Fatimahyakubu3 @23uno_ @realestgb Rest 🛌

@rielcodes @Fatimahyakubu3 @23uno_ @realestgb What did you study in school? Cause you dull. 😭 Go rest. Rilley or whatever your name is.

that stuff doesn’t expand sha, idk why y’all feel it does

@Funminz @ridwan_on_x Sadly, most people back home don't acknowledge and appreciate the struggles.

@rielcodes @ridwan_on_x Some have abandoned their family but some also struggle abroad.

I said this 4yrs ago. Either this or at least one person is earning in dollars.

@Fatimahyakubu3 @Jaynne_pearl @23uno_ @realestgb How can something that was stitched back have the same elasticity and tightness as it did before? This is just common sense. Fatima go rest 🛌

@rielcodes @Jaynne_pearl @23uno_ @realestgb At least she will born one day, Now explain why u think you have more experience in that area?

@misterluqman1 @VERITY_HQ Stereotyping is the best way to safeguard yourself from hoes.

@VERITY_HQ Stop stereotyping

This is why Nigerian men raise the highest number of kids from another men because they lack the ability to differentiate between hoes and wife material. Any woman with nose piercing is a prostitute . Marry her at your own risk ⚠️

@BankoleMr @nsemeke33 He might be living in the same compound with em

@nsemeke33 Your landlord goes to his tenant house to collect his rent?? 😆

I once lived in a house where the landlord collected rent in cash. He was a retired police officer, and that was his pattern. I wanted to renew my rent, so I called my landlord to come and collect his money. At the time, I had a cousin who was staying with me. He was into selling of female slippers. This guy overheard me speaking with the landlord and realized I had kept the cash at home. He took the money and ran away to Lagos. The landlord came, and when I went to where I kept the money, I couldn’t find it. The landlord embarrassed me that day ehnnnn as I just dey explain without evidence. I called my cousin, and he admitted he took the money but said he would return it in two weeks. Almost 10 years now, no calls, no texts, no contact at all.

@Yhungsavage4 @bamiseur @yxyiagain Truth b sey nobody cares

@bamiseur @yxyiagain E get the way you go hold the keg sef dey pretend like say e get weight

charging on hold, liquid detected keh na 0.75 litres i buy o😂

@Nnewi300 A senior colleague told me that any job that involves you meeting lots of people, relating with them, and providing value will ensure your life never remains the same. Unlike jobs where you are confined to meeting the same people every day. This especially relates to your mom.

After NYSC, I told my mom to inform all her customers that her son was looking for a job. She had a small shop where she seels things. She told a customer, a woman. The woman saw me and asked what course I studied. I told her. Her face brightened. She had a colleague who started his own IPAN registered laboratory. He already told her he was looking to recruit a fresh graduate of microbiology. She told him about me and he sent his mail for me to send my CV. I was invited for an interview. It was a two stage process. The woman already told me the kind of analysis they do in the laboratory so I read about the basics. I got the job. It was through that job that I learnt all I knew about sampling. It was through the job that I entered a plane for the first time I'm life on company expense. A good referral helped me here and I am grateful.

It is essential that men experience lots of women and heartbreaks early so they learn one bitter truth: in the grand scheme of things, women don't care about you at all.

@kenkenlewu It's essential that men experience lots of women and heartbreaks early so they learn one bitter truth: in the grand scheme of things, women don't care about you at all.

They gave my brother a slot in his office. I was about to round up my service then, so my dad told him to submit my name. He disagreed and gave his girlfriend the slot instead, they employed her. A few months later, she cheated on him with one of his bosses and later married the boss. My brother and I are not on talking terms to this day.

@dfwalfred @sley_Xk @swankymiles And if you no wan give am the relationship she go Kan Dey carry body run. Dem no like booty call runs especially when dem never get serious relationship.

@sley_Xk @swankymiles once you fuck her good she go want relationship oh , i just say make i tell you

talking stage ke, you go fuck or not

@Jaynne_pearl @23uno_ @realestgb You wey never born before Jane go rest 🛌

@rielcodes @23uno_ @realestgb They get it stitched after childbirth because of tear. Pick up a book or something

@nmaduabuchi109 @UliGodswill @Wizarab10 If you stop for a while, you lose those skills; consistency is very important.

@UliGodswill @Wizarab10 Exactly, consistency is the game plan.

😂😂😂

@LagosPresidentt @willinilli024 Na everybody mid to Una 😂 Offline we know Wetin u Dey pipe 🤡

@willinilli024 The guy no get game and she mid. 😂

Once woman serve me L once i don run. This is !nsane persistence😳

@23uno_ @ilovesupermom Woman dey tell you something from experience you still dey argue 😂😂😂 E b like sey your own toto don gbim 😂😂😂

@ilovesupermom you’re a woman. you should know better

@Cee_jayking That's crazy man. The whole thing feels like your uncle was projecting a very feminine anger onto you. Are you sure he had no issues with your mum?

Nah. His wife was the sweetest. Was she pretending? Dunno but she did take care of me like her son. Probably why it was a bit bearable and I stayed longer

@23uno_ I'm sure most of the likes on this post are from women 😂😂 That says a lot…

@23uno_ @realestgb Some even have to get it stitched after childbirth. “Retract after a while” bollocks talk

@realestgb nope, it retracts after a while. back to normal.

@Cee_jayking @Youdeycraz If the wife treated you this way I would have understood, but for a man to do that… It is well

When I first moved to the UK, I was squatting with my mom’s younger brother, who by the way is freaking rich!!!! He’s lived here for most of his life and would visit Nigeria only during Christmas. Married a white woman and has kids. I looked up to him, admired him and he was one of my favorite uncles. We had a good relationship for the longest of time before I left Nigeria. However, after moving into his house I realized he is deputy Satan. He treated me like shit. Talked down on me like I was beneath him. Would mock my “Nigerian accent”. One day he saw me using the microwave and asked if I have ever used one in my life or if we had one in Nigeria. Asked if I knew what a washing machine is. Me? First class graduate from FUTO with my IELTS band 8.0. Many things I can’t remember now but one thing I can’t forget was one time his wife and son travelled in the summer. It was on a Sunday and we’d just got back from church. I decided to make us lunch and so with my money I got stuffs from the shops. I made him barbecue fish with plantain. Specially. I was happy doing something nice for this man. He accepted it after I served, or so I thought. I went into my room until the next day when I was leaving early for work. Just as I was about leaving the door, he called me back in. Asked why I decided to make him food yesterday. I responded that I just wanted to do something nice for him and since his wife wasn’t at home to cook for him, I decided to. He looked me dead in the eye, said I should never offer anything again to him, told me he left “my fish” in the kitchen and I should take it back. lol I grew up in so much comfort that I’d never experienced “maltreatment” and anyone being condescending to me until my adult life. Till today, I still ask God to help me forgive him because I’ve never hated someone in my entire life this much. It was so bad that at a point I also resented my mom for being his sister. I resented their entire family. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kay_clien @Jkheni @Cee_jayking Was about to type this same words 😂😂 Enu ti Po ju

@Jkheni @Cee_jayking Enu po