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@that_zainab nice preseason game yesterday on BPCL! Wanna play a 1v1? or a vibe with us on Valhalla Lords? I’ve not met lots of females who play!

@CeXSupport I bought a Dell 34 inch curved screen on July 18 and it’s flickering already. See video. What do I do now? I was told you check these things before hand .

@Kinglamarr___ Is it really a gain or a loss of the 148k Let’s do pictures.

Buy 1.5m naira worth of dollars, then convert it to Pounds and then convert the pounds back to Naira. You will have N1,648,000 that's instant 148k gain. 🤭

@KarenPayneMVP Coolio. Thanks for clarifying.

When writing code, do you include empty lines for readability?

@KarenPayneMVP As a person who writes js and c#, js has humbled me enough to know those spaces are indeed necessary.

@the_smallie There’s actually something called sweet chili chicken. Mostly the ones Asians make and it’s 🤯. Just try it one time. You’ll love it!!!

Public announcement 🙏🏼

@ulsherlan @oku_yungx To prevent the ultimate brain freeze. The slap is necessary. keep SLAPPING the crook of the arm to thin out the person’s blood! 💪😂 The water enhances the body's oxygen and voila, no seizures! Stay frosty, folks! ❄️ #SlapTheCrook #BrainFreezePrevention #Water

@oku_yungx Do they have to always hit them?

What does the slap do to them? Stay out of drugs🤲

@militotweets 🥳🥳

@lawfareblog On the episode "Rational Security: The 'Low Down Dirty Shane' Edition" Africa is not a country. It's a continent. What country is he having the meetings in, and what country is he building the empire in? Saying Africa like it's a country is giving shallow information

@_Etibaby I thought it was a joke but I found this youtu.be/F2UoRm6w10w

@davidfowl What’s stopping us from just calling it dotnet.js 😁

I *love* switch expressions #dotnet #csharp

@B_Ahmed_ @omoalhajaabiola @EnedehPrecious @benjaminfaleye @_KatFad Damn. Guy’s story is touching. He might be a good guy and he might be a bad guy. We gats hear both sides 😋

@omoalhajaabiola You have a toxic circle bro, I trust my people, @EnedehPrecious @sherocoder @benjaminfaleye @_KatFad

Recommended a friend for an international gig. He actually didn’t believe his first pay. Went ahead to tell the CEO to sack me because I’ve many many gigs. The cEO showed me his chat and fired him the next day. I’ve not recovered from that level of mistrust

@DevTobs Hi. I can recommend a friend. osezua.webflow.io

📥 POSITION : UX/UI DESIGN INTERN Please kindly share your portfolio links below. kindly don’t DM. I'll reach out to anyone that's selected. Wages : NGN100,000 Type : Remote ; Lagos. Retweets are highly appreciated💚

@browniepoints Nice throw off. Really clean

Interviewed a full stack developer and he couldn’t even construct a UDP frame to establish a TCP connection for his HTTP request. I mean come on. He’s so dependent on the socket api he was totally lost without it.

Give me 60 seconds and I’ll show you how to focus better than 97% of people:

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@dachicody Nnayi David. Kindly separate web development from we designing and software engineering or architecturing. Ha’ncha abu ro ofu Ife. Thank you!

@jomaoppa @get_this_v

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