Jeff Perry

@TheDunkCentral @LevAkabas Let’s reward the shittiest team with the best young player on the planet. Always been a great idea.

Here’s how the new lottery odds will look: (h/t @LevAkabas )

@stlCITYsc @opencup Free Ostrak

Our XI to take on Chicago 🗞️ #AllForCITY x @opencup

@driblab Our circle is too big

After 10 gameweeks in MLS, five teams are above the league average in both open-play and set-piece xG creation. 😤 Unlucky St. Louis City have been among the league’s best in chance creation, yet they rank third-lowest in points per game.

📸 - The possible Premier League + Champions League winning manager with the potential Ballon d'Or winner. What a picture.

@nonregemesse Absolute BUNZ ending

No he’s not they killed his dog

@jamalfarida41 This was the BUNZ ending

HE REALIZES HE’S THE REAL MONSTER

@pinkhoopsss How about the worst team doesn’t get s*it. Awarding the worst team with the best young prospect on the planet is odd.

I have a new lottery proposal… - worst record gets the 1st pick - 2nd worst record gets the 2nd pick - 3rd worst record gets the 3rd pick - 4th worst record gets the 4th pick - 5th worst record gets the 5th pick - 6th worst record gets the 6th pick - 7th worst record gets the 7

@IvaanBlanco26 Why would PSG get a throw in?

Cómo molan los saques de centro del PSG.

@WelBeast You’ve had about 4 weeks of crying lately.

Bayern came to us at the Emirates with maximum attack. We responded with minimal attack. They left with a 3-1 loss and 3 weeks of crying.

@Jayysein I miss Ellen

Love how she keeps on running on a straight line

@pattimagee Pretty soon we will be saying, we’re tired of playing teams better than we are.

Kinda tired of playing teams in the top quarter of the league, lol #allforcity

@Bitcoin_Teddy She’s might be talking about World War Eleven, as well.

AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.

@tangotiger In such a meaningful game, I’m glad they got it right.

For some reason, I thought it was contact with ground In fact, it's the same rule as in football in terms of breaking the plane In other words, if the center of the ball is in foul territory, but is within ~1.45 inches of the foul line, then the ball is consider fair

@TouchlineX 0-0

🚨 If Luis Enrique vs Kompany already gave us 9 goals, just imagine what Arteta vs Simeone is going to give us tomorrow!

@WelBeast Why do you care what Diego does?

One lesson we’ve learnt tonight is that whoever wins it between PSG and Bayern cannot defend. If you can defend well against them, you just need minimal attack to beat them. Diego Simeone and Mikel Arteta have taken notes.

@BenVerlander Good thing there are 145 games left

FAIR or FOUL ball? The MLB rulebook answers…

@WelBeast Noticed you said "IF". You are really worried aren't you

Arsenal fans, If we go past Atletico Madrid, who would you rather we play in the Champions League final. PSG or Bayern Munich?

@patrickimig Count your self lucky then

We shall overcome #stlwx

@TalkinBaseball_ If you are "Talkin' Baseball" start with the rules

Home plate umpire Dan Merzel called the ball fair, giving Matt Shaw a single despite it appearing clearly foul

@Ecnerwal23 Imagine really thinking this is a foul ball

Just saw the absolute worst fair/foul call in the history of the game Not hyperbole Padres got jobbed I’m not sure why the umpire called it a fair ball And it is not reviewable Horrible