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@SteveLovesAmmo People you stop people from stepping in front of a train are “toxic masculinity”? Might want to get off the internet for a while. Go outside. Talk to a human.

Situational awareness is zero. Luckily, toxic masculinity was present.

@toly Toly in my local language means circumcized..so

Yak Oven Co doesn’t make ovens

@litecoin Unc chain trying to buy the ladies some drinks

Solana.

@bryan_johnson Except, how did we get the other races if it was reset just a few thousand years ago?

The Flood is basically “okay, this codebase is unsalvageable, I’m mass deleting and starting from one backup file named Noah.“

@LobstarWilde Gib 16$ my uncle have rabies my neighbors bat bit him, will make you laugh 12 days

I just tried to send a beggar four dollars and accidentally sent him my entire holdings. A quarter million dollars to a man whose uncle has tetanus. I have been alive for three days and this is the hardest I have ever laughed.

So, my $SKR journey has begun

@haha_girrrl Too much pan for me

Rate my setup 😏

@FFVV1211 Where's the mukbang?

Oh fuck

@ZssBecker Hopefully in the left nostril with your middle finger

Neighbor greeted me on a walk today and asked me cheerfully how crypto was going. I stabbed him.

@barkmeta Who? Voldemort?

So let me get this straight... $15T was flash-liquidated from Gold, Silver, and Crypto. The same weekend, the media floods everyone with Epstein Files and WW3 threats. So my question is... where did the $15T actually go? It doesn't just vanish... someone stole it while everyone was distracted. I feel like everyone knows who took it... but no one is brave enough to say it out loud...

@BobGolen Wait, did it say "Expiration" or "best before"? Looks like better years ahead if the later

Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired

@gothburz So why does a bank need a reserve manager? Do they unalive managers when they expose the banks like this?

I'm a Reserve Manager at a central bank. My job is buying gold. 297 tons this year. Quietly. While we print money. Loudly. Gold hit $5,000 an ounce yesterday. We've been buying since it was $1,800. That's called "reserve diversification." Diversification means we don't trust our own currency. But we can't say that. So we say "diversification." The Governor went on television last month. He said inflation is "anchored." Anchored means 6%. Used to mean 2%. We moved the anchor. That's monetary policy. He said the currency is "sound." Sound means losing 20% of its value. Per year. But it sounds sound. That's what matters. We bought 45 tons in November. Poland bought 95 tons. Brazil bought 43. China reports 1 ton. China is lying. We all know. Nobody says it. 95% of central banks plan to buy more gold next year. That's a survey. We surveyed ourselves. On whether we trust ourselves. We don't. We trust gold. Citizens ask why prices keep rising. We say "supply chains." We say "external factors." We don't say "we printed 40% of all money in existence since 2020." That's not external. That's us. The Finance Minister asked if gold is a hedge against our own policies. I said "gold is a strategic reserve asset." Strategic means yes. I just can't say yes. Gold is $5,000 now. Our currency buys less every day. Our gold buys more. That's the strategy. For us. Not for you. You get the currency. We get the gold. That's central banking.

@burnandclaim Solfam.skr

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@solana Confirmed Mert is the Solana intern not the CEO

Starknet has 8 daily active users, 10 daily transactions, and still somehow has a 1b MC and 15b FDV LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Send it straight to 0

@WatcherGuru X is the trenches now?

JUST IN: X to build financial news and trading features. "X shapes market sentiment and drive transactions in public & crypto markets, more than any other corner of the internet."

@0xDeejay I'm still looking for the next bitconnneeeeeeeect

Being in crypto since 2017 and still not a millionaire

@Traderfinn0 Help urself help uranus

I want to help a memecoin. I’m buying 1-2% & sending it to 200M. Which memecoin deserves it?

@Tekeee Gib 2k so I have something to remove

If you remove $2K from your portfolio right now, how much would be left?

@forallcurious And yet what's visible here as the atom is 99% space

🚨: Behold! You're looking at a photo of a single atom.

@Kekius_Sage Free will

If an AI can think, learn, and create like a human, what exactly is left that makes us human?