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Owning a @MonkeRejects gives you access into an exclusive loving family.

Adversity introduces a man to himself

@lunarfq Herro?

Don’t get tired of building your x account. Just say “hello” and gain 100 mutuals here.

they are 100% watering down the gas at gas stations across America it does NOT taste the same as it did last month

Pussy is pussy, substance is substance.

@unusual_whales Hollywood is dead

BREAKING: China is to ban the import of US films into China, in response to US tariffs, per Xinhua.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king 👑

What makes it even more sinister for me is as I’m watching the first episode I realize I’ve partied and danced with Cara from the show…

Who is going to be the first big account to talk about this new Masonic ritual Game Show on Netflix called “Million Dollar Secret”? Their games are becoming way too blatant

@luvjo187 Prove it

Life is better with a 4'11 - 5'2 Latina with pretty eyes and thick thighs 💯

@UpdateNews724 “It’s my Ireland”

@unusual_whales Because rockets can’t go to space 😂

SpaceX has once again caught its rockets

The chances I hit a good 2nd shot after a bomb drive are slim here… iykyk

@allergictoguac Tis a good thing 👌

@uncryptoad id hope so

hello?

@johnpavlovitz Go to Canada

I'm an American who supports Canadians booing our National Anthem.

@JustinTrudeau The Tkachuk brothers had something to say about that

We stand on guard for thee. 🇨🇦

@RBReich Oh shut up Robert

NOAA is reportedly on the DOGE chopping block. The National Weather Service, which is part of NOAA, provides life saving weather forecasting in the US. A study found that for every $1 invested in NWS, it produces $73 in value to Americans. Again, this isn't about efficiency.

I’d like to start a class to teach women in the art of toilet paper… You don’t need to mummify your hand in order to wipe a bit of piss. 4 squares max for pee

I think the biggest compliment is when someone tells you that you’re “well read” there’s a level of respect to it!

One of my favorite quotes is, “Anything I don’t love is still my own ignorance.” But fuck, every time I walk into the gym restroom I find it impossible to love all the old shriveled Asian penises I’m surrounded by…