zandie

life is a movie and im the misunderstood villain and next year is my redemption arc where i become the protagonist after going mentally insane

@jackigoe now imagine the 5 was a 6.

I made a tweet about a month ago talking about how 1m views ~probably ~ turns around €50 in shortform, Just wanted to show i wasnt full of shit HAHAHA

@senju had the opposite, overwearch is so easy to me. i think your aim just works for now but as u gain elo n q frankfurt you’ll realise theirs levers to this shit

@senju i mean it happens, some people are good aim wise and their gameplay lets them down!! the game is like 90% game sense as you get bigger up

@senju kill assist survive trade 😭 it’s just like to show how often you do one of those things in a round , basically just means you need to play w team more but it’s hard in pisslow or when you don’t have a duo

@senju need to fix ur KAST

@senju generational run, nearly out of pisslow

@ariloveshorror honourable mention for the ones that want something serious n then decide months down the line they just want something casual and are then dating someone a couple months after that

@zvnder You aren’t wrong, I’m either falling for the man who only wants casual or the people who want something “serious” are just so dry

Men need to come up with better excuses oh my god

@ariloveshorror i haven’t used them in awhile due to the fact everyone is only on there for one thing and won’t ever admit it because it makes them feel bad to admit it

@zvnder I hate apps so much oh my god

@ariloveshorror throwback to the time a girl message me 6 months later and said “heyyy forgot about this app xxx”

@zvnder LMFAO

Larp Resident evil Fans vs Letterboxed elitists, who wins in a fight to the death?

@senju 118h playtime 216 matches

@tsewkie dude

@tsewkie that’s not nice say sorry

@senju don’t mean to alarm u but there’s a monkey behind you watching in the first clip

Overtaking the old lady walking slowly in front of me and shining my Imalent MS32© in her face while shouting KACHOW permanently blinding her for the remainder of her days

@senju The better way is to lay the phone down horizontally and use two fingers to continuously swipe right. This maximizes likes per minute (LPM), and I find you hit the cap faster with no distractions.

@senju you have also started playing in the most boring meta ever so yeah, abuse neon and judge and shorty and op and outlaw and gain rr

@senju it’s better to not think abt it too much in low elo, a good duo helps a lot if you play the right roles etc but pisslow is basically just a 50/50 ranked experience because people either try too hard or don’t try enough and just accept they’re pisslow bots for life