@AmazonHelp here's a thought, when you fail to deliver on the day and time that I'm paying you to do so, why not offer an immediate discount?

@StaticKing Hi! Please accept our apologies for the delay. We strive to deliver orders by the date specified in your e-mail, but orders may be delayed due to unforeseen circumstances on occasion. For more information, please visit: amzn.to/4aJOYIw. -Toshiba

@AmazonHelp Cool. But how about a £1 discount per order per day it's delayed? Seeing as I'm still paying you for next day delivery despite unforeseen circumstances, some recompense would only be fair don't you think?