I like to make fun of the techies, but finance bros also have their shortcomings. Like the ideal life for a finance bro is that they get into a top tier firm, make millions by their thirties, marry a hot wife and have 2.5 kids in your 4 bedroom New York apartment, and a vacation home for summering, and a studio for your mistress, and then in their 40s you continue to make millions and it settles in that your wife's love is conditional on you providing the lifestyle she's accustomed to, and your kids are already teens and they don't confide in you at all, nor do they confide in your wife, who is now less alluring due to the natural aging process and the unpleasant parts of her personality come to the forefront, and your mistress is a constant source of stress and drama, but at least your life is meaningful since you're in charge of big deals at work. Then in your 50s you realise, no, your life is not meaningful, your work is not meaningful, you don't have friends, you don't have your health, but at least you're successful, you made your high school peers (always the high school peers) envious, and you lived up to your parent's expectations, except no, you misunderstood what they wanted for you, thinking that achieving the goals they set for you could buy you their love.
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