Well, I've been sitting on some big personal news for a while. Hate to join the "pleased to announce" crowd, but... 1/3

Oh, wait, sorry, my finger was blocking it--I recently got access to the Harvard Library/Archive for a research project! Very excited! 2/3

@Chops310 Congratulations—your card is very well deserved!

@Chops310 Hahah you had me!

@Chops310 You’re one in a million Bill!! =))))

@Chops310 great...now be sure to express your hate for Jews, so you can fit in