Never masturbate 2 an old sex video u made w/your ex. A "what coulda been" bust feels like your ejaculating the end of Nights in Rodanthe.

@danecook so true!

@danecook please keep those comments off Twitter. dude. You're so much more funny when your not gross :-(

@danecook OMGG!!! You just made me LMFAO in class :P Just made my day!!!

@danecook the better question, how can you jerk it to yourself? Ew