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Dane Cook

@DaneCook

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Orlando Tragic
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A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool
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Honored! Thank you @OrlandoFilmFest our cast and crew is thrilled. Boris Is Dead is a f'in wild one. Hope everyone can see it soon as we discuss distribution avenues!
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vanilla cake w/ vanilla frosting = best desert ever and if you don’t agree you’re a fucking fool.
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I managed a pizza place when I was 20 and I used to meticulously slice the pizza from the center out and make every slice a vastly different size. I imagined the family arguments I created over who got what slice were devine.
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Shark Tank is probably the greatest television show of all time.
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You can have everything and still be a vapid ingrate. Nothing you have goes with you except love and truth. So show love to those who have loved you and be the truth. The rest of your life is just collection things that will end up in storage. Actually most of what you’ve got you won’t want or need eventually so give it away or let it go. Remember who gave a shit when no one gave a shit.
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If I didn’t have my faith I would be another lost soul. Grateful for both my journey across the land - entertaining and my journey inward - understanding. Love of my wife .. love for my wife Love of and acceptance of my past and love of anything to come. Humor. The sound of laughter is heart filling. But that silent sound where I might be sitting alone knowing I’m never alone is all I need. I’m living full filled. I’m living now. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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O’Shea Jackson Jr
O’Shea Jackson Jr@OsheaJacksonJr·
This movie is absolutely insane. I miss my boys Dave and Mason every day. Can’t wait for everyone to see this absolute fever dream of a movie August 28th!
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Exclusive first trailer for ‘IDIOTS’, starring Dave Franco, O’Shea Jackson Jr and Mason Thames The film follows 2 unqualified bozos who are hired to transfer a rich kid to rehab but their gig quickly turns into mayhem. In theaters on August 28.

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Dane Cook@DaneCook·
!!! @justinbieber Coachella—- that boy good. Welcome back JB. 🔥👊🏼
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Dane Cook@DaneCook·
Well?
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Jesus… cries dies rise 🙏🏼
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Shhhhh America… time for rest.
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