Introducing my first ever product - EMD™️ (Escaldi’s Massive Dots) For a shot at reviewing them simply reply with one of these tried and true failsafe emojis or phrases: - 👀 - “i need this” - “send me some for free” - make a separate post tagging the company (me) asking “chat” if you should review them in hopes your tag gets noticed - “can i have one” - “let me get one of these” We’ll select two of the most desperate replies and send one review unit to share between both reviewers.

Dear I hope this message finds you well. My name is Jefferson Gabriel, I have a profile on the Tik Tok platform with (4,1K Followers) and more than (107.6k thousand likes). I am looking for a partnership with you to be able to promote the products you produce and of which I am a fan, as I use the brand. Under the name [drupcss], my Tik Tok profile aims to make review videos and show my followers the quality of the product I'm presenting. I sincerely hope that you can approve me as the ideal profile to present the products to my followers. I will leave the link to my profile attached so that you can carry out a content analysis.

@Escaldi 👀 - “i need this” - “send me some for free” - make a separate post tagging the company (me) asking “chat” if you should review them in hopes your tag gets noticed @Escaldi - “can i have one” - “let me get one of these”

@Escaldi EMD stands for two different things, one on peripheral twitter and one on his onlyfans.

@Escaldi That's why we made the base totally flat. So even a dinner plate skate can be installed Let us know how it goes! 😂

@Escaldi I never get shit. Give me one escaldi 🥺😭

@Escaldi I’ve actually already got some 😉

@Escaldi Huge 👌

@Escaldi 👀, I need this. Send me some for free 👑! Chat, @escaldi should definitely send me some for a review right 📑? Can I have one 🙏? Let me get one of these 💲 Nah actually cool though haha, I've stuck logi puck skates onto random mice for sure

@Escaldi BRO IM GAGGING FOR SOME DOTS TO PUT ON MY NIPPLES

@Escaldi May I please have a few of these so I could effortlessly glide into your DM's and request some more? I'm not asking for a friend, cause he's not available right now, but I'm sure he could use a pair as well; he's also an uncertified professional just like my other friend

I hope you are doing well. My name is Bun, and I am a person based in the United States. I have been following your products for some time and am particularly interested in your mouse skates. Given the growing interest in high-performance accessories within the peripheral community, I believe that your product would be a valuable addition to the content I produce. I am reaching out to request a review unit of your mouse skates. My goal is to evaluate their performance, durability, and overall user experience in real-world scenarios. I would be happy to provide a comprehensive review on my twitter to help promote your brand and provide honest feedback to my audience, who are also avid enthusiasts.

@Escaldi Bro what are these monstrosities