Zork The Puppy Destroyer has regularly said he wants to destroy puppies, and has recently spoken at a puppy destroying convention. But will he actually destroy any puppies? Our media think any such fears are an overreaction.

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@Exploding_Heads When oh when oh when oh WHEN will people realise that Zork WILL eventually kill a puppy live on a social media platform and Zork’s fan(atic)s will simply put it down to Zork a having self-diagnosed neurological disorder? RIP the family puppy. Sad times.

@Exploding_Heads almost spat out my tea at the phone call. 😂😩 theres got to be some gap on telly these would fit into. along with a host of other comedians regularly coming up on my twitter feed. 🙏

@Exploding_Heads To be fair though, most puppies, not all puppies, but most, are, absolutely, fucking useless bastards ... Don't take my word for it, just read The Daily Meow, or spend a few episodes watching The Dog Whisperer, which are all repeat-offenders who simply won't obey by the rules.

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@Exploding_Heads Because Zork's grandparents destroyed puppies in the past is no reason to suspect that support for puppy destroying is in the genes.

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@Exploding_Heads Zork absolutely never did this and he definitely didn't mean to, also some puppies have rabies