Ozzyhands

@Amy_90_x 😁

Stunning view

@maxandpaddyline 🤣

You’ll see a Little White Church!

@MrBonMot 😁

All the animals entered the ark in Pairs. Apart from the Worms, they entered in Apples!

@positivityofx 🤣

Seriously, cut that out, just cross already...

@paul1964Jam 👊👊👊👊👊💥💥

Just for you here's a love song Just for you here's a love song And it makes me glad to say It's been a lovely day And it's okay.

@IHPower 🤣🤣

Whatever you do never try yo-yo dieting. They're a bastard to chew and you'd never believe me if I told you what happens when you shit.

@MissAlly_01 😁

My next door neighbour Ena is such a happy person. I say, "Hi Ena" & she just laughs & laughs.

@vicwhittamITV @LUFC 🤣

Ahead of @LUFC FA Cup Semi Final match against Chelsea on Sunday, one fan has been showing his support in an unusual way. Former West Yorkshire Police detective turned dog walker Lee Stowe has taught dogs Milo & Jasper the popular terrace anthem, "Marching on Together"

@IHPower 🤣👏

I bet that curmudgeonly old nob, Alan Sugar, intends to be buried. Just to spoil the best parting line of any cremation ever.

@MissAlly_01 🤣

I just got back from posing nude in an art class, but I was actually thrown out! They said I was distracting them from the bowl of fruit they were trying to paint🤭

💔15-year-old Harvey who plays for Woolavington FC in Somerset is facing stage 4 brain cancer. The club have retired his number as he will now no longer be able to play again. For those who understand what stage 4 brain cancer means, you’ll know that time is precious and the family are literally taking each day as a blessing, but time is running out. Right now, our focus is making sure that every single day he has left is filled with as much love, kindness, and connection as possible. Harvey celebrated his 15th birthday just two weeks ago, and we want to keep that feeling going — to show him that people far beyond his immediate world are thinking of him, rooting for him, and sending him strength. We would love every team reading this to take a moment to send Harvey a birthday card. A few words from your players, a simple message, even just a signature — it all adds up to something truly meaningful. Imagine the impact of dozens, even hundreds, of cards arriving just for him. Let’s come together as a community and give Harvey something unforgettable: the feeling that he is surrounded by support, care, and love. Please send birthday cards to: Team Grassroots 3 Boldon Lane South Shields Tyne and Wear NE34 0AR We will collect and forward every card to Harvey. Thank you for helping us make this happen.

@rahhead01 😲🤣

It’s so bunny, how we don’t pork anymore 🎶 #FarmedMusic

@Rotherhambugle 😁

@official_bottom 🤣

“Me?! Drinkn-n-n-n-n-ninge? Why I'll tear you limb from limb!!” “No, but you have though, haven't you?” “Yeah.”

@GaryDelaney 🤣🤣

Dyslexic girl joke. Another joke from a work in progress show . This one never made it into the new tour but it’s a cute joke so here it is anyway. Link in bio. #garydelaney #oneliners #standup #britishcomedy

@Glastomichelle 👏👏👏👏

A bit of sparkle on this sunny Friday. Photograph taken this morning on Glastonbury Tor shortly after sunrise.

@ceefaux 😁

Hey BBC, suggested replacement for #footballfocus ?

@MandyStanford3 😁

🫣

@Rotherhambugle 🤣

@Schnitzel63 👊👊👊👊👊

Lurkers - I don't need to tell her , TOTP 1978