New X algorithm dropped today - here’s the highlights:
- short video content promoted
- but not too short. Like not less than one second, because that would basically be just a photograph that moves slightly
- Spanish Civil War posts guaranteed 10M views each (Elon’s latest hyperfocus)
- uggos no longer allowed to post selfies
- being mean to me now illegal
- even in the DMs
- every “political” account must have a harmless side interest like baking or cats or something queer like that
- fake news still allowed so long as it’s sort of funny
- the first post you see when you open the app in the morning will contain a coded message about the timing and manner of your death
- if Elon replies to you the algo will arrange for your immediate impregnation
- yes, even if you’re a man
- Elon has the technology for that now
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