I'm not saying I'd forget about the Epstein files and our entire administration being infested with pedos, but $5k tariff refund checks would definitely keep me distracted for a little while as I assemble my Ikea guillotine.

@InkMasterbator 🙄 you are part of the problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about a pedophile sex ring that KILLED AND CONSUMED DEAD CHILDREN.

@InkMasterbator refunds are going to the corporations, unfortunately... and they get to keep the high prices as well... this was a massive g(r)ift by trump to his billionaire friends... there's only one solution

@InkMasterbator Nah fuck that. Gimme my money AND let's get started already.

@InkMasterbator Ikeillotine.

@InkMasterbator Chöp

@InkMasterbator buy a lotta pitchforks and torches with 5K ...

@InkMasterbator “Why the fuck are there extra screws?!”

@InkMasterbator Me cashing it out to buy the supplies at work, maybe I'll even put it together right there in the lumber aisle

@InkMasterbator $5k?? They better give me $10k 💀

@InkMasterbator we're not getting refunds, but i wish we were. that would free me from debt

@InkMasterbator Valid.

@InkMasterbator That’s got a nice ring to it, but like when Jean Ralphio tried to rap and would always add one syllable too many

@InkMasterbator Gotta pay for those Swedish lessons to decipher the instructions somehow

@InkMasterbator How do you think I’m buying all my pitchforks?