Sorry I cancelled our hinge date tonight, I just lost half my net worth on woman’s basketball and genuinely might blow my shit off if you talk too much. Maybe another time tho!

@LoriaKohl Had to delete that female attention seeking app

@sketeharris It’s just such easy money for hookups with no strings attached. Can’t waste a DM or circle back text on some other potential prospects at this time for my future wife/wives.

@LoriaKohl 💀