This should get you the death penalty.

@DissidentSoaps They need to start doing what ice cream companies do and have them call it something else like “frozen dessert” because they can’t legally call it ice cream.

@CryptoOnlyCoims Man in the stores up here all the organic stuff is right next to all the vegan stuff. They're calling things cheese that are just sawdust & oil. They're changing one letter in "chicken nuggets" and selling pea protein held together with vegetable oil.

@DissidentSoaps @CryptoOnlyCoims "Chucken niggets"? Based