Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising

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Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising

Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising

@AlreadyPandemic

I love to learn, whether it's aboit cool people, the way we think, the way we learn, but mostly I love to laugh at absurdity and make fun of it

Austin انضم Ocak 2020
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Hogan Torah
Hogan Torah@Anotherlogan·
The autonomous weapons aimed at us will totally have that feature
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

NEW: The CIA used a secret tool called "Ghost Murmur" that uses AI to find heartbeats to rescue the U.S. airman who was stranded in Iran, according to the New York Post. The secret technology was allegedly used for the first time in the field, according to the Post. "The secret technology uses long-range quantum magnetometry to find the electromagnetic fingerprint of a human heartbeat and pairs the data with artificial intelligence software to isolate the signature from background noise," the Post reported. "It’s like hearing a voice in a stadium, except the stadium is a thousand square miles of desert," the source said. "In the right conditions, if your heart is beating, we will find you." "The name is deliberate. ‘Murmur’ is a clinical term for a heart rhythm. ‘Ghost’ refers to finding someone who, for all practical purposes, has disappeared..." "Advances in a field known as quantum magnetometry, specifically sensors built around microscopic defects in synthetic diamonds, have apparently made it possible to detect these signals at dramatically greater distances." CIA Director John Ratcliffe appeared to hint at this technology on Monday, saying the CIA possessed "unique capabilities" but said he couldn't "tell you everything that you want to know." President Trump also revealed during the press conference that the CIA spotted the officer from about "40 miles away." Insane.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·
Whoever came up with the word murmuration should've been allowed to name more stuff.
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Darius.@DariusBarack·
@BellaBaddie__ I don't ever think that can be possible, especially when they broke you badly.
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Bella@BellaBaddie__·
btw, you can still be friends with someone you were once in love with.
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Dzintra - Author
Dzintra - Author@DzintraSullivan·
Gordan Ramsay said, where there is fat, there is flavour. I now identify as delicious. #SoundsLegit
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Jamesborow@JamesBorow·
Snap spins out specs, cuts the team in half, and brings in @petersellis as CEO with Evan as Exec Chairman and the stock 6Xs within a year.
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Stefan Urquelle@OfficeofSteve·
Instead of getting a vasectomy, I'm just going to drink nothing but Mountain Dew
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Jack Wagner
Jack Wagner@JackWagner54·
@JamesBorow @petersellis Good.. They should trash specs. Focus on the younger teens that love the platform and try and keep it very IVT safe. This way they can fill an audience gap Meta needs and then Meta can finally go back and acquire them. 🤛
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
Never thought I'd see the day when I agree with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene... ... but they're ALL calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked to remove trump from office. What a bizarre moment in time.
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✨✨@EVA24011·
I went out in public for over an hour yesterday with a dryer sheet and a pair of panties stuck to the back of my pants. 😵‍💫😳
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Sadie@Sadie_NC·
Fresh soft pretzel.
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CoKane
CoKane@KanesCabDriv3r·
We shouldn’t even have a presidential election in 2028 weeks should have a Erika Kirk vs AOC squirt off and whoever wins gets to be president
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
I want to apologize to everyone that was at yesterday’s orgy. It’s one thing to eat a bloomin onion beforehand, but for me to eat 3 is uncalled for.
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Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising
@MollyJongFast Donald Trump was affected more by the Iran hostage issue than anyone else on the planet. Next year for an encore, I hear he is going to invade North Vietnam so he can say his bone spurs didn't keep him out of the action anymore
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Molly Jong-Fast
Molly Jong-Fast@MollyJongFast·
Can someone explain to me why we’re in this war? I’ve yet to receive any kind of explanation as to the why.
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𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄
Men will fuck you even if they don't like you, a woman need to like you to fuck you.
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zara🧚🏼
zara🧚🏼@simi2fine·
what does good d!ck feels from a girl perspective?
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Jenna@mom_of_littles·
What are we adding to grilled cheese so my husband doesn’t feel like he’s eating girl dinner
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Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising
No, addicts with money can do it forever. I lived in New York where trust fund kids did heroin, and no one cared, because they werent robbing people. Lamar is a troubled person, no excuses for his behavior but you have to really want to get better, and if they are paying him for a Netflix doc, no reason to get better
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Gina Muscato
Gina Muscato@GinaMuscato·
@AlreadyPandemic But he doesn’t even seem like he wants to be better. Is he clean? We don’t know.
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Gina Muscato
Gina Muscato@GinaMuscato·
Watched the Lamar Odom doc on Netflix & have come across some subsequent interviews. I’ll just say this: I see no remorse, I see no gratitude, I’ve not heard much about rehabilitation & frankly I don’t know what the doc was supposed to do bc he just seems like a terrible person.
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