🌹🌹All the #cannnns🌹🌹

@TallyCat8 @torydemolition @ABridgen Imagine my surprise when I went to look what bollox he’d spouted to find this 🤣🤣🤣

@livgolf_league Trump 😵‍💫🫩🙈🙈🙈

The first US LIV Golf tournament of 2026 awaits 🇺🇸 #LIVGolfVirginia

@charlotteukcity @Keir_Starmer Agree 👍 sadly I still think we’re fucked as I sit here smoking a small cigar drinking the remnant’s of a bottle of red 🍷

No matter the results May 7th, no one can make me think Keir Starmer isn’t a class PM. The moral integrity & decency of that man is inspiring. He has precious traits I rarely see in people with power. He’s been unfairly attacked by many, but that will never change his calibre.

When Donald Trump heard Robert Mueller had died he posted “Good, I’m glad he’s dead” When Donald Trump heard Robert Reiner had been brutally murdered along with his wife in his own home… Trump said “I bet he died because he had Trump Derangement Syndrome” When Donald Trump heard Paul Pelosi had been savagely attacked with a hammer, his skull fractured and almost died… Trump got on stage, mocked the attack and everyone laughed. Donald Trump accused 5 Congressional Democrats of Treason… Trump said they should be “Put to Dearth” Donald Trump accused his hand picked Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General Mark Milley of treason… Trump said General Milley should be executed. Trump encouraged his followers to attack the Capitol on January 6th and overturn the election results. His supporters attacked the Capitol, built a Gallow and looked to execute Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi. Trump stood by for 186 Minutes and let the violence ensue. Hundreds of Capitol Police Officers were injured. 4 Capitol Police Officers Died. Trump has encouraged his supporters to “Knock the hell out of them” referencing protestors at his rallies. Trump even stated he pay their legal fees. This is the same motherfucker calling for the firing of Jimmy Kimmel because of a comedy skit. The same motherfucker who just had James Comey arrested for posting a meme on Twitter. If anyone needs to tone down the rhetoric. It’s this piece of shit.

There it is. Morgan McSweeney confirms the Mandelson appointment was all about Trump. Keir Starmer’s original sin was trying to suck up to Trump.

I just voted for the motion for Keir Starmer to go to the Privileges Committee over the Mandelson issue. Whipping MPs to block this was wrong and reinforces so much of what people hate about Westminster.

@joymorrissey Get tae fuck 🫡

The Prime Minister demanded integrity from others, only to prove he can’t live up to it himself.

@campbellclaret @mariachetcuti1 @Ofcom Can’t you ask all these people that you’ve got access to rather than posting on here or better still ask and post the replies ?

I am at a loss to understand why the government has done nothing to reform @ofcom which is not fit for purpose and has allowed Farage UK to have its own TV news channel; nothing to push back on the relentless bias and untruthfulness of most of our press; and nothing to respond to the capture of the BBC political coverage by the Gibb brigade.

@DrJessTaylor @RoseOnTheLeft He’s a cvnt 🫡

Can we just take a second to really take this in? How on earth has it come to this? Where a man can performatively ‘admit’ to sex with a child on an international platform but then couch it as some form of reflection or responsible accountability exercise - whilst deliberately leaning on our terrible, useless, outdated sexual offences act and age of consent? This man was 30 years old, and at the height of his fame - when he made an active choice to have sex with a child. I would use much stronger language here but he’s deliberately leaning on our consent laws, that a 16 year old child can technically consent to sex - meaning that he could technically have ‘consensual sex’ with a school age child. His admission and his disgusting performative ‘progressive’ ‘reflection’ that he is ‘exploitative’ makes my effin skin crawl. If this is not a predator in full swing, I do not know what is. This man is admitting to sex with children and no one is going to do a thing about it. Absolutely atrocious. Our laws need urgently updating to ensure no adult can ever have technically consensual sex with a child. No adult should ever want that; and no child should ever be exposed to it. End.

Trump dodges the draft, hires foreign workers for his resorts and country clubs because he doesn’t want to pay Americans a decent wage, and buys materials for his various DC construction projects overseas. He is neither a patriot nor America First. He is just a greedy bastard.

Quite frankly, Pippa Crerar, this report does you no credit at all. You may regard it as something of a scoop, but many within Labour’s support will see it rather differently, as a poorly timed intervention that risks being interpreted as an attempt to destabilise the Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer. At a moment when the facts themselves point to a failure of process rather than ministerial wrongdoing, the decision to publish in this manner invites questions about judgement as much as journalism. It is not unreasonable for readers to ask whether proper balance and context have been maintained, particularly when the consequence is to amplify a narrative that does not yet rest on fully established ground. For many, this does little to strengthen confidence in The Guardian as a reliable and measured source. On the contrary, it risks reinforcing the view that sections of the media are too ready to blur the line between reporting and shaping political outcomes. I, for one, will think very carefully before turning to it again.

@WhiteHouse @lewis_goodall @POTUS @FLOTUS Nonce

Soon: President Donald J. Trump and the First Lady welcome the King and Queen of the United Kingdom for a historic royal visit to the White House 🇺🇸🇬🇧

@PhilMickelson @flushingitgolf @TheMasters U still a trumper 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Watching @TheMasters and seeing so few players long enough to go for 13 &15 now has taken away so much excitement and intrigue to the back nine. Another example of how longer isn’t always better.

@FurkanGozukara @FallingDove44 Absolute fukin lunatics

Terrifying reality check. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth goes on live TV and explicitly frames the Iran war as a Christian crusade. He equates the downed pilot to Jesus Christ, citing Good Friday and a Sunday resurrection. The Pentagon is run by an apocalyptic cult!

@AriFleischer Coz the bloke is a 24ct twat 🫡

While Trump, Hegseth and the entire military were working, this is what the left was doing. Fantasizing that Trump was in the hospital. Never forget how deranged and hateful the opposition to Trump truly is.

@jseubanks 50p ew at 33/1 I think ….thought I was was millionaire 😂😂😂

When you see the old man hitting that first tee shot, limping on bad knees, and struggling to put his ball on a peg, never forget what was.

@Godfatherfan1 @Scaramucci

@Scaramucci ALL TEMPORARY DUSHE BAG . I think The American 🇺🇸 people would accept higher prices for a short time to see The biggest State sponsor of terror finally be eliminated and thus making the planet a safer place . Short sighted people like you shouldn’t make a living in finance.

A month into this war, and the US consumer is the one losing. 📈Gas prices up. 📈Mortgage rates back up. 📉Stocks down. And that's just the beginning. Crude at $110. Brent at $108. You know what follows high oil? -Higher fertilizer prices. -Higher food prices. -Higher plastic prices. "There is a daisy chain of inflation headed our way." And the market just shifted. We went from "price in some volatility" to "price in a recession." Yield curve steepening. Gold up. Tech is getting crushed. Traders like @novogratz have flipped. They're not buying dips anymore. They're covering shorts and selling the rallies. That's a different market than we had two weeks ago.

@Scaramucci Uk “near pensioner” calling Redcar Morrison had no fuel ⛽️ Today it’s ran out thanks to your idiot country not just orange racist but all the fukin 🤡 who voted him back in after the last fiasco 🙈😵‍💫🙈

@broadwaybabyto @stopwar1984

The 12 year old girl this Pastor raped and assaulted will never be the same again. He stole her childhood. He abused her for years. He’s already out of jail and will do probation in a fancy lake house. He was also Trump’s former spiritual advisor.

@nypost Nonce

Disgraced Texas megachurch pastor free after 6 months in jail for sexually abusing 12-year-old girl: 'I am deeply sorry' trib.al/DrrUE0U

@David__Osland @FallingDove44 I’m 58 and am utterly bewildered how people say the older u get the more right wing you go Errr Nope

Now that I'm in the demographic myself, I'm completely bewildered by the popularity of Reform among over 65s. How can rapidly ageing ex-punk rockers and mods (or even hippies, for that matter) bring themselves to vote for Farage?