Baron “Brisket” Fritz

Thank you to @JimLongbottom01 and @DisgruntledFan7 , your generosity does not go unnoticed. We need to get Stu back coaching this team to swat some Hornets, and take dogs to the pound. @Nic_Bruder you are a cheap bastard, and remember real estate pays well. #FritzOrNothing

@Nic_Bruder @Chris_oliver35 @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn Nic, Your valiant efforts on the field don’t stop every guy from staring at the showstopper in your dugout. Deuces, Mr. Brisket #FritzOrNothing

@BaronBombs @Chris_oliver35 @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baby Gronk rizzes Lexi Klotz in Adrian, MI @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn

After catching a fucking nuke given up by Steinbacher from my seat on the edge of Yellow Stone National Park, Dorow continues to stink up Holland, MI. #dutchoven #disgrace #BringStuBack #FritzOrNothing @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69

Olivet may make the tourney before GTA 6. Prolly won’t though, ain’t shit going on in The Vet. #liberalsis #Santi2Chill @miaaDerek

Adrian should probably call this chump up. They could use a crafty engaged left handed reliever. #engaged #FritzOrNothing #FuckColeTemple @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7

@tpwash69 Tommy, Never heard of you, Stu would’ve cut you in the Fall. Deuces, Mr. Brisket

@BaronBombs Tell me you haven’t been around the MIAA without telling me. Real Fritz Fanatics know this MIAA legend.

I could not help but notice this guy’s right arm is gigantic compared to his left arm. Is it the same way for his entire body? If so, what is the status on his fucking ball sack?? #FritzOrNothing

@DisgruntledFan7 Goodluck to you and your retarded teal jerseys, and mascot today Jason

Game day. #MikeOttAintReady #DeLucaLeavingInHandcuffs #E5FromFriesen

Somehow found a dude who post on Instagram more than I get laid. #FritzOrNothing

Stu in the blue always knew what to do. Now, we got Dorow stinking it up like a #dutchoven #FritzOrNothing

@DisgruntledFan7 @JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @Giovann1Ferrari @trey_flood @Ravi_Patel44 @RyanKracht7 @BonemerGabe @CalebBonemer Jason, You’re a very nice guy and mediocre baseball coach. However, Longbottom is superior. He runs this shit, like Prime Stursma in the OF. Or even like my nephew, Stu Fritz ran a program with 9 fingers. Deuces, Mr. Brisket #FritzOrNothing #DorowIsAChump

@DisgruntledFan7 @JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @Giovann1Ferrari @trey_flood @Ravi_Patel44 @RyanKracht7 @BonemerGabe @CalebBonemer @JimLongbottom01

Top 5 In The Shadow HM: Granden to Colton Kinnie 5: Albion to Cole Giesige 4: Adrian Pitchers to Ryan Davis 3.Trey flood to Ryan Kracht #wiffleisgayanyway 2.Rix to Cardon, surely he’s canned after the season 1a. Gabe to Caleb Bonemer, 1b. Crain to Longbottom #FritzOrNothing

@BaronBombs That’s something a pussy would ask. I remember when I was a freshman I walked in and put my bag wherever I damn pleased Baron. Who breeds these pussies nowadays? #GoldensombreroOTC #Parlayplaced

Get a load of this Jimbo, what an idiot. Hopefully brings his bag to the game tomorrow, may leave the bat though, 4 K’s regardless. #FritzOrNothing @JimLongbottom01

@DisgruntledFan7 @JimLongbottom01 $10,000 outfield padding with a $1 swing

Good night MIAA and good luck to everyone tmr except you Cole “pussy” Temple. I hope you get sworded 3 fucking times loser.