Johnny “fucking” Danger

@JimLongbottom01 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Jim, What I do? Best, Johnny Danger

@johnny_barry1 @DangerJohn67 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Damnit John, you’ve let me down #fag

MIAA burners, we need to unite. Todd Fond here can’t take a joke and is now trying to dox burners. JIMBO LONGBOTTOM WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. We must bully these losers off the app. @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493

@Giovann1Ferrari Giovanni, Great take. Look at the complexity of that jawline. Unlike any other in the MIAA. Also remember him taking Cole Temple’s team deep twice. Best, Johnny Danger #MIAAmogger #trinebetterthanhope #dangerzone

Alex Fenkell. No debate

MIAA Burners unite against doxxing @DisgruntledFan7 @EdFischer13895 @Giovann1Ferrari @EarlWash3rd

@JimLongbottom01 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 No room for this on here Mr. Fond. The burnerverse cannot and will not be tamed. We are here to stay. #toddfondisgay #dangerzone #MIAAburnerverse Best, Johnny Danger

MIAA Worst Facial Hair Team 5. Owen Smith (Olivet) 4. Thatcher Simon (Hope) 3. Landen Mikula (Calvin) 2. Nathan Gilmet (Trine) 1. Brady Caswell (Albion) Congrats to our nominees! Not sure if their “facial hair” allows them to be within 100 yards of an elementary school

@JimLongbottom01 @CadeSutherland Jimbo, While I agree, I think Kyler “grandpa” Warren is extremely more ass. Took that fifth year to not even hit .300. I think it’s time to hop on Linkedin. #dangerzone #getajobbum Best regards, Johnny Danger

She’s got a whole lotta Cade Sutherland on her @CadeSutherland

@Chris_oliver35 care to elaborate on the shower incident of ‘25? #cleanupcrew #dangerzone

@Ball_Kn0wledge Rick, Gotta cut him some slack based on the fact of the #casalecurse understandable though. Will take into consideration for the next rankings. #dangerzone Best, Johnny Danger

@DangerJohn67 Johnny, Omitting Logan Klotz should be punishable by death. Who wears a QB handwarmer in 65 degree weather? Best, Rick

Biggest chuds on Adrian college roster🤮🤮 5. Chris “fat boy” Oliver 4. Zach “my pants are too tight” Wade 3. Reid “titties” Tintsman 2. Edward “meatball” Birniasz We all know who number one is, quite possibly the biggest chud in the MIAA 1. Gabe “Chungus fuck” Jones

@DisgruntledFan7 Jason, I think I hate him more than BOTH of those Oliver boys. Just something about that face that makes me wanna throw something. Hopefully he figures his shit out. Doubt it tho. Best, Johnny Danger

@DangerJohn67 Johnny, I thought this was real until it said that dweeb was 6 foot. #5’7OnAGoodDay #ShortManSyndrome Best, Jason Crain ‘95

Can any of the Adrian burners tell me what happened to Jakeb Charles? #ThatKidWasABitch #TakeThatShitBackToTexas

@DShawnWatty Good thing he’s decent looking because he sucks DICK at baseball. 25 strikeouts, 16 hits. YIKES. #swingthedamnbat #dangerzone

@Giovann1Ferrari Gotta agree with this one Giovanni, ballooned once he took that job. Might want to try ozempic. Just a thought. Best regards, -Johnny

Matt Rix looks like he ate Albion’s last coach #ciaobella

@JimLongbottom01 any hitting tips for Kyler warren? Asking for a friend. Heard he sucks ASS #getajob #dangerzone

@EarlWash3rd @ballsdeepbobb Can’t believe we are missing Christian Oliver on here as he literally gooned in the shower on an away trip. #dangerzone Best regards, Earl. -John

All MIAA goon team: 5. Carson Merrit 4. Gavino Gomez 3. Braden Abbott 2. Cole “Pussy” Temple 1. Nate Droste

@DisgruntledFan7 Christian “🍆” Oliver #dangerzone

MIAA Burners, can we get nominations for shitter of the year?

@Nic_Bruder can you give me a breakdown of the picture Christian Oliver sent to your gc last year. #dangerzone #howbigwasit #showergooner

Berry, Big tits cannot make up for a lack of ass, but a big ass can indeed make up for a lack of tits. Therefore, I must choose ass. Bob

.145 HOLY FUCK. That puh must’ve been incredible. Gay son wins again #teammom #dangerzone #casalecurse