A Brit Of Common Sense. 💙

Looks like my tiny friend Michelle trying to get on a horse! 😆

#MISSING Have you seen Sanet, 13yrs? He was last seen in #Southwark SE16 on Wednesday 22 April. He is 5ft 1, in either black school uniform or grey New Balance trainers, black backpack with white lines & black Nike jacket. For any sightings, please call 999 quoting 01/7471819/26.

@Ryanair @CAV_82 Don't even think about it. 😆

@miffythegamer @London_W4 Do you think he knows its been that way for years? 🙄

@London_W4 Old man shakes fist at sauce bottle.

Mornin’. Turns out that even HP sauce isn’t made in Britain. It’s made in the Netherlands. A sauce that has the Houses of Parliament on the front. A sauce that couldn’t be more British. Except it isn’t. It’s foreign. Like 99 percent of people I saw on my way here. There is no nation anymore. There’s just a land where people from around the world come for a better life. A better life for them. Not Britain.

@HJB_News__ So one dipshit says a thing, means they're all doing it. That's a wide fucking brush you got there, pal. Fucking gormless twats.

Muslims in the UK are now creating their own security firms to patrol THEIR communities. Soon they will introduce Sharia Law.

@ChefReactions Happy birthday! Your videos always make me feel better about my own cooking abilities! 🤣

@BootneckStuff If its his first time in, it'll be his bollocks! 🤣

Good morning everyone. Right then, let's have you caption this... What's going through Royals mind here?

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Epstein files

@TitaniasRealm @FightyWoman Love the fact the Knucker Dragons made it on here, yeah, I'm a Sussex lad. But.....is it me, or does this little fella look like he's partaken of a few too many Liberty Cap mushrooms? 🤔

Mythical Beasts of England by Neil Parkinson #FolkloreSunday

@Juicylu14 Don't threaten me with a good time...😈 😁

1. Yes he is. With a lot of Stalin mixed in. 2. Yes they are. That idiot who used to be in charge even dressed like a fucking nazi. Sit yourself down. Prat.

@gemmamarierose Good afternoon from across the pond! I hope your day goes amazingly! (Sun's shining over here. Sun in the UK! Unheard of!) Have a great day! xx 😊

Good morning. Have a lovely Sunday 🫶

Just seen the Trump thing. Bit weird how his ballroom gets blocked and this happens and he says we need the ballroom for security. What a co-inky-dink. Seriously, if you can't see this was more set up than the tomato ketchup ear incident, you've got major mental health issues.

Did you age well? I don't think I did actually.

There is only one serious option #voteconservative

Saving just 50 cents a day will get you $18,250 in a year Let that sink in

@DYSONlife4real Don't have to apologise, Ellie. Still hoping things get better soon. Xx

BEACON ALERT: MISSING VETERAN Jon Purvis is missing with serious concerns for his welfare. He was last seen on Wednesday (22/04) afternoon in the area of Barmston, Washington North East of England. Jon is about 5ft 10" and of a muscular build. If you have any information regarding Jon's whereabouts, please contact Northumbria Police. #BeaconAlert #Missingperson #Veteran

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Seriously....