Christopher 🫨

Night breezes. Ushering the Arctic Front. Find your hollow, hunker down. Bless the animals exposed in the park This is a killer kold. Hot soup for lunch on the morrow I will be one of the fortunate ones.

so fun that toronto is gonna look like this for the next month. aren’t the colours of springtime great.

@dustylalas @the_edge Nailed it

@TheRealThelmaJ1 “Where’s The Beef!?”

"I'm not asking you to help me climb up, I'm telling you to come down with me." 🐕😄❤️

@SusanSp4 @SethAbramson He’s too busy getting ripped.

@SethAbramson Everything Elon musk does is done for attention. The man is a walking billboard for tiny dick energy

Hey, remember when Elon Musk promised to start a new party but it was all just BULLSHIT for attention?

@SethAbramson Impressively inaccurate representation. Was Dr Seuss recruited in composing this?

LOVE IT

@allanwin @littlemore20 Sorry. I wouldn’t know. 😂🤣

@littlemore20 There’s nothing worse than waking up one morning and realising you’re the same age as OLD PEOPLE 😳

“Now available in tactical black!”

@Acyn @patriottakes Like he’d recognize a “perfect map” of his front yard. Each of those two as demented as the other.

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

RT @JamesTate121: Ukraine wanted tomahawks, they were denied.

My heart. MY HEART 😩😭

RT @TheRealThelmaJ1: Oil is less of a crisis than the fertilizer that is not getting through the Strait of Hormuz.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell not only just lost his latest motion to overturn a defamation verdict related to the 2020 election — the judge also said lawyers for the media company he founded must explain why they shouldn't be fined and referred to their state bars for disciplinary

@DisavowTrump20 @thegoodfatherGS So other than pretty words, do something to accomplish something. /something something 🤨

General Mark Milley: “We don’t take an oath to a king or queen, or a tyrant or a dictator. And we don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we’re willing to die to protect it.” RETWEET if you stand with General Milley on No Kings Day!

@TheRealThelmaJ1 When the forensic audits and trials are done in a few years they’ll all come down like a house of glass.

We can remember Charlie Kirk just fine without a bunch of shit named after him. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@OJoelsen WOOHOO!!!! 🥳 Excellent!! Please pass along my congratulations!

@CagedChef457 x.com/ojoelsen/statu…

Good morning from Nuuk, Greenland 🇬🇱 March 28, 2026 (08:20am) Temp: -12°C.

@WeeRascal Hurrah! Blazing Saddles! One of The Most politically-incorrect hilarious movies ever made! Excellent choice! *where de white woman at? 🤣😂

Movie night, (Blazing Saddles, 1974) with Roast Goat, Roast Potatoes and Chimichurri. The meat and potatoes were cooked with rosemary and garlic, and I placed the goat on a rack above the tatties to allow the juices to drizzle down on them. I’m serving green beans on the side.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Time for a quick power nap!

It's Caturday you all, No Kings edition. Show me your furbabies, cats, dogs, rabbits, turtles... please share. Those midterms are coming and no matter how hard he tries to cheat we're going to kick this dictator wannabe to the curb. Love you all, Thelma