Christopher 🫨

Night breezes. Ushering the Arctic Front. Find your hollow, hunker down. Bless the animals exposed in the park This is a killer kold. Hot soup for lunch on the morrow I will be one of the fortunate ones.

@Martyupnorth Who helped you type this out, genius? We’re impressed that you can type “Fact checked TRUE” but with no providence. Do you enjoy being a mindless parrot?

"No matter how stupid you think Mark Carney supporters are…. You are underestimating how stupid Carney supporters are." Fact checked TRUE

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husbands? Oh wait. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo, guys.

Black Belt in Karate Survived Three Wars (with other cats) Claw of the Year 2025/26 Once ate 4 Mackerel in 3 minutes Lord Stampy of Worcestershire

It's too bad Alberta Premier Smith and Saskatchewan Premier Moe didn't have the spine and self-respect of the rest of this great nation.

@mario4thenorth Back to high school for you, Mario.

Our Prime Minister lied to all Canadians about the Gordie Howe Bridge. So did his Finance Minister. So did his Chief Whip, Mark Gerretsen. All three told Canadians the same story: the $6.4 billion debt would be paid off first. Then the US would get 50% of what was left over. That was a lie. The agreement, published on Canada’s own bridge authority website, says the US gets 50% of gross revenue minus operating costs only. Debt is not deducted. Interest is not deducted. Principal is not deducted. Canada absorbs roughly $500 million per year in debt service and depreciation. The US takes 50% of the revenue anyway. The only reason Canadians know is because the US government exposed the lie publicly. Three senior Liberals told Canadians the same false story. The Americans corrected the record. Not the Canadian Prime Minister. Not the Canadian Minister of Finance. Not the Canadian Chief Whip. The Americans. That is the country we live in now.

@RubinReport Do yourself a favour. Sober up.

He wants you to think he’s going after Israel, but he’s really going after America. He should be kicked out of office, denaturalized and sent back to Uganda.

@CoryBMorgan He’s already proven that he’s far more intelligent than you. What American is paying you off? If none, then my toilet has more intelligence than you.

Carney is actually managing to prove himself a weaker prime minister than Trudeau was. Quite an accomplishment.

@Colonel_Myway Retired for over 2 years. On waking, first thought is “okay, what day is it?”

I've been retired for 90 days... I woke up this morning and thought it was Sunday... Am I doing it right???

@YukonStrong If you expect anything properly cooked from where you got that, it’s you that’s the problem.

If you can't cook a f*cking bagle you have no place in the Canadian workforce.

🇨🇦🇨🇦REMINDER TO ALL CANADIANS🇨🇦🇨🇦 STEPHEN HARPER NEVER MET WITH HIS PREMIERS. EVER. PMMC WILL MEET WITH THEM ALL TOMORROW IN PEI. LIBERALS ARE LEADERS. 🇨🇦

@candlewick71872 Fact

Canadian rag newspaper "The Sun" says Canadians should bow to Trump. Time for a boycott. It's American owned.

@LichTamara Your words are as vacuous as your created identity. My farts make more sense than you do. Move along and do something constructive, if you can.

The ridiculous performative nonsense coming from Canadian premiers yesterday is more than embarrassing, it’s a symptom of a much bigger problem in Canadian politics. Politicians used to be respectful and respected members of our communities. I’ve seen more maturity in a kindergarten class.

@ThevoiceAlexa Interesting. As soon as as I saw the Rebel website posted I totally lost interest.

Crown prosecutor Michael Purcell is now displaying Rebel News merchandise, including Tamara Lich merchandise. Don’t forget to get yours at RebelNewsStore.com!

🧵 LIVE THREAD: I’m at the Ottawa Courthouse for today’s hearing in @LichTamara’s application to vary her bail conditions. Justice Heather Perkins-McVey is presiding. I’ll be providing live updates from inside the courtroom throughout the day. Follow this thread for the latest developments.

@ColinSpenc4257 More gravy!!

BANGERS AND MASH. YES OR NO.

@Kelsisheren How are your book sales going?

BREAKING: a family member has come forward and in her words “my grandmother was wrongfully killed with MAID and approved while her power of attorney was on vacation and the grandmother didn’t have the capacity to consent and didn’t want it.” I will be naming the doctors, the nursing home, the Maid assessors and every other person who touched this family. Welcome you’re about to be famous. This happened in Belleville Ontario not far from where I grew up. This just got very personal.

@AntiTrumpCanada I do not condone violence of any kind, especially when directed to geriatric incontinent mentally challenged individuals. I could however, make a case for an exception.

Every time I hear Trump say the word “affordability”with his exaggerated pronunciation, I want to punch him in his sweaty fucking face. Does anyone else have that same urge, or is it just me??

Canada 🇨🇦 built a literal bridge to America. Canada financed the multibillion-dollar Gordie Howe International Bridge between Windsor and Detroit, built to carry workers and families and hockey gear and furniture and beer. Pop the champagne mother f*ckers! Oh… Canada canceled the celebration after President Trump imposed new 50 percent tariffs on #Canadian goods. @StephenKing could snort a line of coke and upload his consciousness to an AI writer’s room in Bangladesh, and he still couldn’t write a cleaner metaphor than this: #Canada spent billions building a physical connection to the United States. Trump answered by treating our closest neighbor like our worst economic enemy. Question for my fellow Americans: have you lost your goddamn minds? Where are the Americans who still see Canada as our closest friend and ally? Why are y’all so quiet?

@klsmd12 @WholeFoods Surprised it’s on the shelf!

the only iceberg lettuce available at @WholeFoods yeah, big nope

Canadians always look for the blue cow when buying dairy! No recombinant bovine somatotropin (rbST) in our milk! 🇨🇦