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Night breezes. Ushering the Arctic Front. Find your hollow, hunker down. Bless the animals exposed in the park This is a killer kold. Hot soup for lunch on the morrow I will be one of the fortunate ones.

Oil is less of a crisis than the fertilizer that is not getting through the Strait of Hormuz.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell not only just lost his latest motion to overturn a defamation verdict related to the 2020 election — the judge also said lawyers for the media company he founded must explain why they shouldn't be fined and referred to their state bars for disciplinary proceedings. ms.now/deadline-white…

@DisavowTrump20 @thegoodfatherGS So other than pretty words, do something to accomplish something. /something something 🤨

General Mark Milley: “We don’t take an oath to a king or queen, or a tyrant or a dictator. And we don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we’re willing to die to protect it.” RETWEET if you stand with General Milley on No Kings Day!

@TheRealThelmaJ1 When the forensic audits and trials are done in a few years they’ll all come down like a house of glass.

We can remember Charlie Kirk just fine without a bunch of shit named after him. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@OJoelsen WOOHOO!!!! 🥳 Excellent!! Please pass along my congratulations!

@CagedChef457 x.com/ojoelsen/statu…

Good morning from Nuuk, Greenland 🇬🇱 March 28, 2026 (08:20am) Temp: -12°C.

@WeeRascal Hurrah! Blazing Saddles! One of The Most politically-incorrect hilarious movies ever made! Excellent choice! *where de white woman at? 🤣😂

Movie night, (Blazing Saddles, 1974) with Roast Goat, Roast Potatoes and Chimichurri. The meat and potatoes were cooked with rosemary and garlic, and I placed the goat on a rack above the tatties to allow the juices to drizzle down on them. I’m serving green beans on the side.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Time for a quick power nap!

It's Caturday you all, No Kings edition. Show me your furbabies, cats, dogs, rabbits, turtles... please share. Those midterms are coming and no matter how hard he tries to cheat we're going to kick this dictator wannabe to the curb. Love you all, Thelma

Wow! 🤩 Six lambs (sextuplets) born at Westersands Farm in Orkney 6️⃣🐑 📷 Carly Aitken

@geocon1713 Aaauuuuugghhhjjjj!!! Now I need a bhaji !!!! 🫨😢🥺

Patient attends A&E with a chest infection… standard stuff. Decides to pop outside for a vape and a bit of fresh air because, let’s be honest, the waiting room atmosphere could finish anyone off quicker than the illness. Next minute… casually clocks a bloke acting a bit off outside the maternity ward. Not aggressive, not shouting… just that “something’s not right here” vibe every frontline worker knows all too well. So what does he do? Doesn’t walk away. Doesn’t ignore it. Goes over for a chat. Two hours later… 🧠 Talked down a “lone wolf” terrorist 🎒 Convinced him to open the bag (yeah… that bag) 💣 Found himself staring at a pressure cooker bomb 📏 Asked about blast radius like he’s doing a dynamic risk assessment 🚪 Moved the whole situation away from the hospital entrance 🤝 Built enough trust to keep the bloke calm 🤗 Given him a hug when asked 📞 Got him to agree to call police before he “changed his mind” All while his own phone’s dead and there’s not a single staff member in sight to wave over. Genuinely the most British de-escalation imaginable: “Alright mate… talk to me… what’s going on?” No PPE. No backup. No radio. Just vibes, empathy, and absolute nerves of steel. Meanwhile inside: Crews stacked 8 deep Handover delays hitting biblical levels Someone asking “can you clear please” every 30 seconds And this guy is outside single-handedly preventing a mass casualty incident like it’s just another shift problem. Police turn up, job gets wrapped up, and he just wanders back in like: “Yeah I’m back… still got that chest infection by the way.” Probably still had to wait for discharge as well. Massive respect though. That’s not luck, that’s character. Calm under pressure, compassion when it mattered most. George Medal couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person. Proof that sometimes the difference between a normal day and a major incident… …is just one person deciding to step forward instead of walking away 🚑

@worshipthepig That’s enough to drive one to drink! 🍺😊

Naked Dave’s Steak Rub Thank God he put clothes on for the packaging

BREAKING: Zelensky just landed in the UAE and signed a defence cooperation agreement with President MBZ. The deal on the table changes everything about this war. Ukraine is offering Gulf states 1,000 drone interceptors per day. Each Sting interceptor costs $2,100. Each Patriot missile it replaces costs $3.9 million. In exchange, Ukraine wants the Patriot missiles the Gulf states are burning through, because Kyiv cannot get enough of them to stop Russian missiles. Read that again. The country America refused to arm fast enough is now arming America’s allies with a weapon that costs 1,857 times less than the one America cannot produce fast enough. The National reported on March 27 that Zelensky told reporters: “We’d like to quietly receive the Patriot missiles we have a deficit of, and give them a corresponding number of interceptors.” AFP confirmed the UAE agreement on March 28. Eleven countries have formally requested Ukraine’s drone defence expertise per Zelensky’s own count. Over 200 Ukrainian military specialists are already deployed across the UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Jordan. Here is the arithmetic that should terrify every Pentagon procurement officer on earth. The United States fired 943 Patriot interceptors in the first four days of the Iran war per a US Congressional study cited by the Jerusalem Post. That is eighteen months of Lockheed Martin’s annual production consumed in 96 hours. Each of those 943 shots cost $3.9 million. Total expenditure: $3.68 billion in four days on defensive interceptions alone. Iran produces 10,000 Shahed drones per month per Reuters. Each drone costs $20,000 to $50,000. The cost exchange ratio is 114 to 1 in Iran’s favour per Military Times. Ukraine’s Sting interceptor inverts this arithmetic entirely. At $2,100, the cost ratio flips from 114-to-1 against America to roughly 10-to-1 against Iran. Ukraine can supply 1,000 per day. That is 30,000 per month against Iran’s 10,000 Shaheds per month. For the first time in this war, the defender’s production rate exceeds the attacker’s production rate at a fraction of the cost. And the country that built this weapon is the same country that Trump publicly rejected. “No, they are not helping. We do not need their help. We know more about drones than anyone else” per Fox News. He doubled down: “The last person we need help from is Zelensky.” Meanwhile the Pentagon notified Congress of plans to redirect $750 million in Ukraine-bound Patriot missiles to Gulf states per House of Saud reporting. America is simultaneously refusing Ukraine’s cheap solution and cannibalising Ukraine’s expensive one. Zelensky framed this explicitly. He told The National: “No matter how many Patriots, THAADs, or other air-defence systems are in the Middle East, that alone is not enough for fully effective air defence.” He told the UK Parliament: “When it comes to shooting down massive Shahed attacks, only Ukrainian experience can really help with this today.” The Pentagon is spending $3.9 million per interception, raiding Swiss fighter jet accounts to cover shortfalls, and diverting Ukraine’s own Patriot supply to the Gulf. Zelensky is offering the same result for $2,100 and producing 1,000 units per day. The market has a word for this kind of disruption. The $2,100 drone is the most important weapon in this war. And the country that built it is the one America said it did not need. Full analysis - open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

Schrödinger's Trump

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Lunch! 😊👌

@geocon1713 She’s fabulous!!

@geocon1713 Who is this?? 🫨😘

UPDATE: The missing boats carrying humanitarian aid for Cuba have been found. The crew is safe - Reuters

@worshipthepig I’ll drink to that!! 🥃

I just spent 15 minutes in Hell The grocery store had Justin Bieber playing over the sound system. Oh and by the way. 6 days sober! Shooting for 30 days with no booze because my wife said I couldn’t do it There’s no way I’m letting her win!