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New miner build that I'm calling "The Aang" [The Last Hashbender] - powered entirely by custom OMB bitaxes. LFH ⛏️ The parasite grows 🦠 OMB cannot be stopped 🫡 [Part list below]

@WrenLambo875 @OrdinalMaxiBiz Faaaam. Get in there! Haha I got you

@Celshade @OrdinalMaxiBiz Dm discord wtf Lol I had no idea. Ranked 51 on board haha

New miner build that I'm calling "The Aang" [The Last Hashbender] - powered entirely by custom OMB bitaxes. LFH ⛏️ The parasite grows 🦠 OMB cannot be stopped 🫡 [Part list below]

@WrenLambo875 @OrdinalMaxiBiz You dont buy them 😈 they've been being given out in the discord by Zk for the last year and a half. OMB cannot be stopped 🫡

@Celshade @OrdinalMaxiBiz Where are you buying the red parasite ones from?

@OffensiveMark @cbspears @itsdonnyok @WrenLambo875 @Parasite_wtf @blockspace The connect button on mobile (i.e. via xverse browser) seems to be broken with yesterday's frontend update. Should be fixed soon, but I believe desktop still works fine rn - havent tested today myself, though. The team is aware 🫡 hang tight

@Celshade @cbspears @itsdonnyok @WrenLambo875 @Parasite_wtf @blockspace @Celshade So i can remove the ".LNXXXXXXX@sati.pro" from the end of my Stratum User? Also, any idea why the "Connect" returns "Failed to connect wallet"?

I see the Parasite block blowing up social media this week. I published a breakdown of the @Parasite_wtf pool model on @blockspace last year (you heard it from us first!) full article linked below

@OffensiveMark @cbspears @itsdonnyok @WrenLambo875 @Parasite_wtf @blockspace If you've already been mining with the LN@ then you dont need to change anything, but yes - you can remove that part if you want. See my previous message and the "Help" section at the bottom of parasite.space for the most up to date details 🫡

Chuck Norris was the only one who could double spend bitcoin. Rest in peace.

RIP, legend 🙏🏼 Your roundhouse kicks will echo throughout eternity.

BREAKING: The SEC has formally classified SOL as a digital commodity in its new crypto asset taxonomy, alongside BTC, ETH,  and 14 other assets. SOL is not a security.

🚨BREAKING: CFTC WILL NOT REQUIRE PHANTOM TO REGISTER AS A BROKER FOR SELF CUSTODY ACTIVITIES!!!🚨

◉RD is zero principles thinking applied to Ordinals. Most marketplaces are shaped by what came before. The protocol gets bent to fit the rules, instead of the other way around. We look at it through a fresh lens. It is a big build. A hub. And it will roll out in phases rather than a big bang launch. Initial release will focus on data, indexing, portfolios, and exploration. Trading comes next.

@solana ⛓️🫡

Happy 6th birthday Solana fam. They said quit. The builders stayed. They said it's dead. The code persisted. They said move on. The network's never been stronger. Just one more hard quarter.

Giant #Bitcoin drone show in Switzerland showing BTC eating fiat currencies like Pac-Man 🇨🇭

Very common mistakes.

Seeing more and more mentions of @Parasite_wtf 👀

@rodarmor They don't lol It's incredibly useful tech, but it's so important to review, refactor, test, and steer these things properly. Most of my prompts are to repeatedly contradict and refactor code it's already written 😆

I feel like coding agents have no backbone or depth to their thinking. Me: [question] Agent: [churns for 5 minutes] You should do X. Me: What about minor problem Y? Agent: You're right, X is completely inappropriate, do Z.

@DIPthe2nd @HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

@HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT @Celshade The human being behind the HH is a great one!🧡

Holder Highlights - Dev💻 Celshade is part Solana OG, part Bitcoin maxi, and a strong advocate for open source and self-custody.

@freyotri @HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT

@HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT @Celshade legend

@McMoney44 @HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT

@HotHeadsNFT @CelKeysNFT @Celshade Cel is a local legend 💻

@Celshade 🐐

Once a HH, always a HH 🫸🏽🔥🫷🏽 Much love, fam.