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@InezFeltscher @mattconvente Yeah, if you were a perfectly healthy 23 y/o college grad with no pre-existing conditions. If you were 35 with Type 1 diabetes and got laid off from your job, no insurance carrier would cover you until Obamacare made that illegal.

@mattconvente I graduated one year after you. Didn’t find a job with health care either. Bought the catastrophic plan with after tax dollars for 90 bucks. 🤷‍♀️

For the kids who are too young to remember, you used to be able to get basically full, complete coverage above a max of $5,000 (aka “catastrophic coverage”) for 90 bucks a month before Obama made it “affordable.”

@KiyoakiOkojo @vxunderground Same! Fucking Heather! I've had my cell # since fucking 2002. 24 years and I STILL get collection calls for her! I once had a flat across town, so I went to a Discount Tire I had never been to. Gave them my ## and they were like "is this for Heather?" Aha! She lives around here!

@vxunderground Sounds like the absolute scumbag who had my phone number before me. I’ve had this number since 2012 and I STILL get calls asking for Tyrell Johnson. DAMN YOU TYRELL! Bro never paid a single bill in his life I swear I looked him up on IG and he’s got a dodge charger (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it. Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???" Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?" I'm like ??? This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves. Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY

@Kabogo_Henry Raytheon; as they start ramping up manufacturing to replace all the missiles and rockets we burned through.

After the war in the Middle East, there will be a silent boom no one is talking about. Guess which industry.

@Mayzomatic I see a positive Throckmorton's sign there. If you don't know what that is, it's pretty serious...

Newly released photos of Maxx Crosby’s knee scan. Looks like the league owes the Raven’s front office an apology, doesn’t look good.

@ChampChaz02 I just looked at their menu. The tableside fettuccine alfredo is $75 and serves 2. Not $125 like this tweet says. The rest of the menu is expensive for sure, but in line with what you should expect in LV.

I got 48 hours before she sees this on Instagram ahead of our trip and just sends me the screenshot of the reservation from the host. Fu*k My Life. I will also pretend I never heard of it.

@LasVegasFill According to the menu on their website, it's $75 and serves 2.

The new Sartiano's Italian Steakhouse at Wynn is freaking beautiful. We started strong with the $125 Tableside Fettuccine Alfredo with black truffle, aged Parmigiano, and burro di bufala. Are you down?

@james_xond @barney_wri369 That's not how insurance works.

@barney_wri369 So we all just accept paying for nothing 😕

Should car insurance give money back at the end of the year if you haven’t had any accidents??

@Globalstats11 October 1, and September 24 are both ranked #4? (Maybe a tie? I don't see a #5 anywhere...)

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@TethysGrows @lady_valor_07 Bro, I hope you never go to the same bar/restaurant more than once. Cause if you do, and they know you don't tip, and that you're an ass about it, I guarantee you have ingested feces.

@lady_valor_07 Never tip. Never. If you never tip > they quit > restaurants are forced to raise wages or close You do it. You choose to subsidize wages then come and complain. You are a literal piece of shit. Stop tipping. Force fair wages. Hit them at their bottom line. FFS.

@brightafia Some of us have other time constraints. Demanding jobs. Kids. Family time. I'm not willing to give up the gym, but I don't have an extra 2 hours in my day to spend at the gym. If I can get in 3-4x/week for 45 minutes, I'm doing well.

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@kerrywnolan @madisontayt_ You're ordering the wrong drink. A gimlet (vodka or gin) has lime juice in it. And occasionally a dash of simple syrup. Gimlets were invested to fight scurvy. There should be no "dry side" of a gimlet because there is no vermouth.

@madisontayt_ If I may intrude - my go-to is a vodka gimlet on the dry side. I’ve gotten it perfectly icy in a martini glass, in a rocks glass with ice and -god help me- nest. Am I wrong in thinking that the first one is the correct choice?

i love martinis but i wish the rest of the martini drinkers out there would actually learn the terminology. because half you bitches sound dumb as rocks when you try to order!!

@vxylily At his mom's house

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@jedirich_ No, but they killed the "cool" vibe of Vegas. They chased away the young, single people, specifically the hot girls. Because they're not the ones with money. They're not there to spend and play. Young people come to party, and Vegas nightlife is more expensive than LA.

Thursday Night Las Vegas Strip Vegas isn’t dead. Vegas reset. Those $13 candy bars and $26 bottles of water weren’t a mistake — they were a signal. After COVID, the Strip started attracting anyone looking for a cheap vacation. It got flooded with the “cruise-ship crowd” — people complaining about drink prices, gift shop prices, everything. So Vegas reset the market. Over the last few years the Strip basically cleared out the Griswolds — the $19 room, buffet coupon, candy-bar complainers. Now the model is different: Fewer tourists. Higher spenders. The guests coming now aren’t looking for the cheapest vacation — they’re here to spend and play. And if you drive the Strip tonight, it definitely doesn’t look dead.

@sciencegirl Jake's Booty Call at romp.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@sciencegirl Drugs & alcohol. I keep my system so toxic, that nothing can survive.

People who rarely get sick, What's your secret

@DeepStatement_ @DougAMacgregor @TonyaMorro10705 No, but there is another implication. Turkey is a NATO member. According to Article 5 of the NATO charter, an attack on one, is an attack on all. If Iran starts attacking Turkey, ALL of NATO must respond with force.

I hope you’re not implying that the attack will detonate the nuclear bombs. Traditional explosives cannot trigger the nuclear reaction. It’s a specific process that occurs within the nuclear weapon itself. What are you actually implying when you’re telling us to “read that a few times”.

@spaceghost Wait... WHO signed the Book of Mormon?

dom: shows up sub: shows up with handcuffs and rope and an ankle bar and nipple clamps and paddles and ball gags and feathers and a signed copy of the book of mormon and suspension cables and a sybian and a drill and some whips and 13 cosplays and an air pump and a cock ring and

@badcharts1 You want to see the US economy grind to a halt? Wait until gas is $8 a gallon and see how everything tanks.

Not sure why $200 crude oil is seen as the Boogeyman. Price compared July 2005 vs today: -> Gold was $425, now over $5000 -> Silver was $7, now over $80 -> Oil was $60, now only $96 It's still one of the cheaper assets. Wake me up when oil is above $500.

@JeffreyB67 @TLCplMax This is blatantly untrue. We had 4 minesweepers stationed in Bahrain for the past 35 years. Built specifically for the Strait of Hormuz. Built to do the job we need them for now. The Trump DOW decommissioned ALL of them in September of last year. Now we have ONE.

@TLCplMax Don’t try to sound smart on a topic you obviously have no knowledge of. This is about China and turning the screws. If the Strait of Hormuz is cut off…China suffers, Trump holds the cards. All of our mine sweepers are ready.

So basically we started a war with a country that can single-handedly fuck the entire world’s oil supply any time they want because of geography and we had no plan for if that happened? Is this correct?

@Hoopss Cops?

What is this men genre called