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Matt Convente

@mattconvente

UX engineer, learner of German, identical twin.

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Şubat 2009
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My word of the year is "slop."
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@j_fishback That’s not very personal responsibility of you. Sounds like you’re socializing your loss.
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ZZ Flop ✡️🇮🇪@ZzVvbbbbn·
Nothy says you're a communist quite like flying first class to a 5 star hotel while poor people are outside with no electricity.
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@JHWeissmann The new Chevy Trailblazers are quite nice. Rented one a year ago in LA for a long weekend. Really bad blind spots in the back because no window in the rear frame, but otherwise was a fun drive.
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Jordan Weissmann@JHWeissmann·
So I’ve had to drive a rented Ford Escape for a few days while my CRV is being repaired and it is, without question, the worst car I’ve ever experienced. The used Dodge Stratus I had in college and the 2011 Ford Fusion econobox I had until recently. I fear for this company.
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@electionsjoe Them not understanding how much college tuition is given they fucking pay for it is even more unfathomable to me. I'm far from generous when it comes to student loan debt, but older gens pulling out "college was $800/semester in my day" when they literally have kids in college...
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@Needle_of_Arya Yup. I was raised by irreligious normie Dem parents, so I never felt the need to rebel against them.
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Layerus 🇲🇽@LayerusComics·
@pk_kenzie "I don't owe anyone anything" is one of the worst things to come out of social media
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@nhoodpublicist Drinks are not $17 at most bars and saying so reveals you don’t leave your house.
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#panini@paniniboy7·
white leftists are so funny because everything is unacceptable except stuff people they like do
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I move another inch further back into the bush Homer Simpson style every time Chappell Roan does something like what she did in Brazil. I’m seemingly one of the few in my online circle who actually likes her music but still hates her antics.
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umichvoter@umichvoter·
Drop your Manhattan bar recs 🕺 (1) Good for a pregame (1) Dancy bar
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·
The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.
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@NickyFrank30 I move another inch further back into the bush Homer Simpson style every time she does something like this. I’m seemingly one of the few in my online circle who actually likes her music but still hates her antics.
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