The Erudite Tank McGonical tanks. 💊

@mirandadevine @VickieforNYC Smart move, honkey.

Liberal woman who refused to cooperate with prosecutors after maniac attacked her on subway weeks before he pushed retired NYC teacher to death has regrets: "Maybe a part of me was just like, I don’t want to put another black man in jail." nypost.com/2026/05/08/us-…

@John_Stepek @TheStalwart Good drip coffee is better than an americano. Are you both saying that you prefer the replica over the original? An americano is just a work around when you are in a coffee culture desert (most of Europe).

@TheStalwart It's objectively the right way to drink coffee, whatever it's called

Is “caffè americano” (replicating drip coffee by diluting espresso with water) meant to be something of a subtle dig? It is in fact how I prefer to drink coffee, but am I supposed to be feel a tad embarrassed when I order it? (It’s fine, I can handle it, but I’m just curious)

@NikkiNic9384 NJ.

I’m always amazed at the amount of men on here that rather talk about beauty treatments and makeup than ball 🤨

@MarioNawfal @elonmusk You can hate both of them. It’s allowed.

One of Elon's most vocal critics just bought a Cybertruck. Brian Krassenstein, who has spent years publicly clashing with @elonmusk, announced the purchase yesterday. His reason had nothing to do with politics. He has a young family and the Cybertruck is the only pickup truck in America to hold both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a perfect 5-star NHTSA rating simultaneously. When your fiercest critics are buying your product because the data leaves them no choice, that's a different kind of win.

@whoisjojo @JetNation @N12TKrosnowski They could. They won’t.

@JetNation @N12TKrosnowski You can’t. Too many other events there. Get over it.

The best MetLife has looked… make the grass permanent! (📸@N12TKrosnowski)

@RestrictedDaily This video gave me heartburn.

WARNING: do not make smoked shotgun shells unless you’re prepared to eat way too many of them. These things should honestly be illegal at a backyard cookout. Absolute 10/10.

@MaryL1973 Kids play video games.

@DicksTrickle Oh, okay.

We are on 1050 AM until the Knicks wrap and then we switch back home to 880 AM. Nolan McLean vs. Ryne Nelson in AZ.

@MaryL1973 Keith likes to talk about lefties drawing the ball to left field. That’s a fade.

@DicksTrickle I don't know what that is.

@opress57 @Undue_Risk Lucky calling Houston a city. More like strip malls on freeways on a flat wasteland. Good strip clubs tho.

@Undue_Risk Houston is basically the capital city of the entire Sun Belt, Atlanta has no claim whatsoever

I don’t think there’s any world in which the capital of the south doesn’t become Atlanta

Oh boy

@claireforny Tell your hood rats to get off welfare and get real jobs.

Landlord profits are up while New Yorkers choose between paying the rent and paying for food. The RGB must freeze the rent on ALL leases. And I’ll fight alongside tenants across NYC to make sure it does in June.

@Salastheboss @oxfordmarlboro I except the suntan lotion. Doesn’t get stolen.

@oxfordmarlboro All teens of all races steal. Adults of all races too.

They treat black teens terribly in DC. There is literally more space for dogs then there are spaces for kids 13 - 18. Not an arcade, bowling alley, barely a skating rink. Barely affordable sit down dining, all the clothing stores closing. What do they really have out side the rec

@MistaBubonic If the feral is a female they will get along now.

@DicksTrickle Mine is, the feral isn't. Once it gets comfortable around me I'll get it fixed.

My cat wants to square up with the feral that I feed every day. Was thinking of taking the feral in but are they going to get along? Arite casamigos tequiler, go check em out. They do a great job.

@ElizabethHolmes OK. I’ll try to mind my own business and stay out of prison.

@DicksTrickle Maybe some powerful people want problems to remain problems. Maybe they profit from those problems.

I tried to warn you. We are completely unprepared for the next pandemic.

@MarkZinno You would do the same thing, too.

Translation: We were a 23-1 long-shot to win the Derby and don’t think we would win the shorter track against a horse like Renegade again. So we will preserve our horse’s health — AHEM! “Value” — and get the max we can for future stud fees. Gutless horse owners have killed this sport. They prioritize money over wins and legacy. She’s not the first, nor the last do this. It’s just destroyed this once insanely popular sport.

A virus with a 30-50 percent mortality rate is slowly gaining steam and god help us if it goes crazy. Thanks to Donald the CDC and other organizations have been pillaged and put out to pasture. This is life in Donald Trumps America.

We’ve left the galaxy