
Drocula
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Drocula
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God, Husband, Boy Dad x2, Golf, Boilermakers, Chess, Web3, Sports cards






✅ The prep is finished.


𝗨𝗻𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗢𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻: Tiger Woods is a fucking dirtbag and bros should stop idolizing him for his achievements on the golf course.

As the Masters approaches, I’m reminded of one of my all-time favorite stories- about getting an invite to play Augusta National… and then losing it just as quickly. This was nearly 20 years ago. A buddy of mine, let’s call him Jim (because, well, that’s his actual name) was a lawyer. A good one, too. Smart, successful, great guy. The only problem? Jim knew next to nothing about golf. At the time, Jim’s partner at the firm happened to be a member at Augusta National. One day, out of the blue, the partner invited Jim to come down and play and told him to bring a guest. Jim, somehow recognizing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity (despite not fully understanding why), called me. The invite came in June, when the course is closed. It didn’t matter. I was over the moon. I told everyone - my work colleagues, friends and family. For months, I lived in a state of quiet anticipation, mentally walking every hole, counting down to October when the course would reopen. Then October came… and so did the phone call. Jim: “Hey, I’ve got amazing news.” (THE MOMENT HAD FINALLY COME) Me: “What’s up?” Jim: “I made partner!” Me: “That’s incredible….congrats!” Jim: “Yeah… I left my firm. The new firm made me a partner.” (Long pause.) Me: “I’m really happy for you… but forgive me for asking—what about Augusta?” And I swear to God, these were his exact words: Jim: “Oh yeah, that’s not happening. Why don’t you just call the clubhouse and see if they’ll give us a tee time?” I hung up on him.

BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash on Friday on Jupiter Island in South Florida, Martin County Sheriff's Office announced. The extent of Woods' injuries is unknown.



Brutal missed call at the end of the Purdue-Texas game. There is a clear hook and hold, plus an over the back on Trey Kaufman-Renn’s game-winning tip-in. That basket should not have counted.


Should this have been an offensive foul on Purdue?



























