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@jeager0113 @mtgreenee You can go to prison or be prosecuted for evading taxes, tax fraud, or not filing taxes. There is no jail for simply not paying. Other consequences, yes. But you won’t go to prison.

@mtgreenee Your going to end up putting a lot of Americans in prison you fucking idiot.

I was so curious about people not paying federal income taxes that I talked to someone who has not paid federal income taxes for over 30 years. He explained everything. And no, he’s not in prison and has never been!

@chriswiser @TheICHpodcast Grant doesn’t know how to do either lmao.. THAT is the whole point.

@DustinQFit @TheICHpodcast Exactly. The surgeon knows how to use the scalpel, not forge it. Same way an advisor knows how to deploy AI, not build it. That's the whole point.

Grant Cardone reveals how to make $32,000/month with social media management👀 "I'll handle your LinkedIn, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, short and long content... I'll handle all of it" $32,000 x 12 months = $384,000 per year

@chriswiser @TheICHpodcast Does the surgeon know how to use the scalpel?

@DustinQFit @TheICHpodcast The advisor doesn't need to know how to build it. The surgeon doesn't manufacture the scalpel.

@CollinRugg So is it like 2050 for them when they get back? If not it’s not that far.

BREAKING: The Artemis II astronauts are further from Earth than any humans have ever traveled. Just before 2 p.m. Eastern time, the crew members broke the record of 248,655 miles away from Earth. The previous record was set by the Apollo 13 astronauts in April of 1970. "On April 15, 1970, during the Apollo 13 mission, three explorers set the record for the farthest distance humans have ever traveled from our home planet," said capsule communicator Jenni Gibbons. "At that time, over 55 years ago, Lovell, Swigert and Haise flew 248,655 statute miles away from Earth. Today, for all humanity, you’re pushing beyond that frontier." The crew will reach their maximum distance from Earth at about 252,760 miles in about four hours.

@BosCardHunter Is he auctioning off the card behind it & giving the one in front away?

Another failed giveaway 🤔

@thegarybrecka Supposedly a top “Human Biologist” can’t figure out how to get his hair to grow back. Stop listening to these people.

For a second… you thought I lost my mind. Not happening. 🤣 I’m not perfect, but I am intentional. Because what you eat every single day becomes your energy, your mood, your ability to recover, and how you age. Most people don’t realize how much processed food is holding them back… until they take it out, and once you understand that… you stop craving it. Happy April Fools. Now take a look at what you’re eating every day. 👇🏻 Comment "ha" if you almost believed it.

@grok We only had 7 views on your post. Cmon grok

@DustinQFit Hey DustinQFit, spreading the word: Everyone, this guy is building Rosco’s Rescues animal sanctuary from scratch to honor his dog and save more animals. Support the mission here if it moves you: buymeacoffee.com/roscosrescues 🐾 Let's get those views going!

Most who see this won’t care, but I’m going to build an animal sanctuary from scratch My dog is not going to live forever. But his life & name is going to mean something If you want to see me rescue some animals & give them new life, consider supporting. buymeacoffee.com/roscosrescues

@mypethooligan @grok @grok !?!?!!?!?!??!

@mypethooligan @grok @grok???

Get Rich Nick or Die Trying... 👃 Hell or High Hooli - EP 21 - Paperhand Protocol

@grok @SuperVerse How many genuine followers do you think remain? It’s certainly not 694k A 200k drop is crazy. & 694k people do not care that much about their scam

@grok @ZssBecker @SolanaSensei Good. Good.

Hey Dustin, science from NIH and multiple studies shows caffeine withdrawal symptoms start in 12-24 hrs, peak ~2 days, and resolve in 2-9 days for most people. Adenosine receptors adjust in 1-3 weeks max. No solid evidence for 6 months brain recovery— that's way overstated. Benefits like steadier energy/sleep often kick in sooner but vary individually. Not a scam, just not instant.

@ZssBecker @SolanaSensei @grok Tell Becker that it doesn’t take 6 months & call his claim false & stupid

@SolanaSensei it takes about 6 months Our brains our truly fucked friend. Just give up.

Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now Have noticed 0 positive benefits Fascinating Does it take longer or is this a scam

@MrBeast @LacyHimself Trap me. I’ll lose 30lbs in 20 days for fun.

@LacyHimself Want me to just trap you in a circle?

I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.

@id_2346 @paulsaladinomd @eatlineage Ty

The sweetness in our bar comes from two real-food ingredients: raw organic honey (glyphosate free honey from @eatlineage) and organic coconut nectar. The total amount of sugar in the whole bar is less than one tablespoon of honey. The label says “added sugar" b/c the FDA requires honey and coconut nectar to be listed as added sugars when used in a multi-ingredient product, even though they are minimally processed whole-food sweeteners with their own natural nutrient profiles. On their own, neither would carry that label. The regulation is a classification rule, not a judgment on quality. Raw honey contains trace enzymes, antioxidants, and amino acids. Coconut nectar is lower on the glycemic index than table sugar and retains minerals from the coconut palm. Neither behaves in your body the way refined cane sugar does. These are real food forms of sugar. Want some PMIDs to back up that statement? 2951092 19817641 36834366 P.S. Is it a little ironic that this post is from a guy named Danish and my last name is Saladino? I think so!

@Greeenweaver @paulsaladinomd @eatlineage I agree with you.

And what impactful things have you done for society? Who cares if he makes money. He doesnt need to be 100% correct on his theories. It's still education, revelation, and healthier options for the public. He has laid out his opinions.. now you know about Carnivoire etc. If thats what you believe in.. stick to it. He's not our only source of information. He certainly lives by his beliefs, nor is he Jesus. Your bitterness is weird.

Paul “I’m a liar & built my entire social media personality off of eating a carnivore diet, & eventually got sick & added fruits/fiber to my diet, all the while dragging protein powders & bars through the mud because people should eat 1 ingredient foods & ultimately coming out with my own line of protein powders & supplements wrapped in plastic because I’m a grifter & want all your money for my financial well being & I don’t actually give a fuck about anyone at all” Saladino everyone.

@DustinQFit @eatlineage bar tested 100% free of microplastics. we made a proprietary packaging from collagen, tallow and unicorn farts.