JOHNNY_ehiz 🚀

@Zamaniii0 Shay you continue nah lie bro

I had sex with a model early last year, and she suddenly fainted while we were in the middle of it. I initially thought I was doing well and that she had just dozed off, but when I tapped her, she didn’t respond. In less than a second, konji comot for my body. After pouring water on her face and shouting “Jesus” repeatedly, she eventually woke up. When she regained consciousness, she told me she hadn’t eaten anything since morning, which was why she fainted. I gave her some garri to eat, and after she finished drinking it, I continued what I was doing.

@s_otolorin How many women don enter your DM aftermath

What do y’all think ?

@ibroheemistall The bed size nah wetin?

A Very Mad Person 💜

@Deynu_xx Does it work in Nigeria?

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@web3medics @CarnageGetsIt Some no dey use am for first game

@CarnageGetsIt Warm? You no wear balloon?

Just remembered my first sex It was so warm down there, never felt that. Kinda warmth in my life. In Summary, i nutted after 1 stroke 💔 She never came back I'm a better man now

@CarnageGetsIt @I_laceyy For your first, you didn't use it?

@I_laceyy Nah, we don't use condoms over here

@oXcapalot @CarnageGetsIt Hope that didn't shame you to do the main penetration?

@CarnageGetsIt Lmao 😂 I didn’t even get a single stroke 😭

@__clinteen Mutual?

@domzy24 @OmoWereyINC @Kadylovegod @boy_analyst Just try and see a Urologist for it. If I'm right by the way

@OmoWereyINC @Kadylovegod @boy_analyst Oh ok

The artist. The art 🎨

@Cyber_chidi Dem just deflower u? 😂

Explain your first experience with sex.

@AbasienoSam @mide_io @elevatedbanks Bad guyyyy

@mide_io @elevatedbanks That’s where collapse comes in

if yansh too big na problem. if your preek no long no even try attempt doggy cos you go disgrace your ancestors.

@otunbaBalance @jd_courage @IfeoluwaAyodej4 @mide_io @0fem_15 But how you take know say none of your friends below 7 🌚 so people way get 6 no dey among ur friends

@jd_courage @IfeoluwaAyodej4 @mide_io @0fem_15 As how na, none of my friends has below 7inches o. Mine na 8. No dey whine slim people o. 😂 E pain me say you be man, I for say make you come for evidence make I show workings 😂 But no be Agege them born me.

@Monothiez Everything will get better

I literally cried 😭😭😭 this night.. Look fresh and happy outside: but inside 😭 -No brother -No sis -Poor mum -Poor dad { polygamy man , fuck him} -Never feel love before -Never received a gift from someone love . -No motherly love -No fatherly love Only give but hardly received. Just completed NYSC: no job. Life so boring Fuck this: this is not Life 😭😭 😭.

@ASPjnr @Princed29388295 I be OAU breed, but wetin make fed uni special? Well, some fed uni like OAU, Ui, Uniben, UNN and Unilag nah d best forever while some no meet up with some state uni

@Princed29388295 Nor be even federal uni😭😭

Unpopular opinion: But I think Poly graduates shouldn’t be doing NYSC together with university graduates..

@FairyTale424 @hokage_DAO @iam_immanuell Is it certain another chance will be given after 14 days?

@hokage_DAO @iam_immanuell It will give you another chance after 14 days

Lol, a different form of pain 😢. Didn't take the take test, and my friend said he didn't also. But yet still showed failed Aether. So, who took it, lmao 🤣 or has it happened to anyone before?

@Damilarepr @Isyaks1 Ur own nah pro

@Isyaks1 My own dey divide into three

Only men will understand this 😂

@Hrdem9 @Isyaks1 Wetin e be ? Seems like I dey lag behind 😂

@Isyaks1 The first time I see this thing na another thing indey think 😂

@Kingxchange_ @Rempo1 You created the acct here yourself? That'l isn't possible

@Ehizzy07 @Rempo1 Isn't that possible?

Looks like I'm in. Gm fam

@Bigdrey15 Ino wan join group way I don commit😂😭

@Ehizzy07 Why na😭

I need to add some styles to the way I beat my meat😔

@Kingxchange_ @Rempo1 You want to do the assessment yourself here in Nigeria?

@Rempo1 You took it yourself bro, what's it like, my account is set, opened and verified, next step is assessment I guess, I'm nervous