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@MikeCrispi Pratt, Pratt, Pratt...buh bye

If Spencer Pratt is knocked out of the runoff on late “mail in ballots”, President Trump should send in the national guard to re-run the LA Mayor election. This is utterly ridiculous.

@ThatchEffendi He's a Glamour Don't.

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

@FoxNews NYC has hated him far longer than the rest of us. The boos will be awesome!

The NBA Finals are coming back to Madison Square Garden — and President Trump is expected to be in the building. Trump plans to attend Game 3 when the Knicks host the Spurs in New York, adding another layer of attention to the franchise's first Finals appearance since 1999. The president has openly praised the Knicks' playoff run and said he was invited by owner James Dolan to attend a game. Now all eyes turn to the Garden as New York gets ready for one of the biggest basketball nights the city has seen in a generation.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ He's 11 and mom should be taking the walk with him since she probably has a fat ass and could also use the exercise. They could actually have a conversation. Lace up your sneakers, mom.

This mom makes her eleven year old son walk a mile around the neighborhood before he can have any screen time. She said she does this to regulate his mood and energy, to build discipline to let him know fun comes after the effort, not the other way around, and, it reduces arguments - you work first and then play later, the expectations are set. Many people focused on his walking around the neighborhood by himself but she says she lives in a neighborhood where she feels very comfortable. A lot of people applauded her for making her son get outside, that it was not only healthy for his body but for his mind as well. She said this is not a punishment. I think kids in this day and age need to be forced to get outside. Too many of us allow them to stare at screens all day long. I applaud her for her routine with her son. What do you think of her morning routine for her eleven year old son?

@Bulvarpress First of all, asshat, this is fake. There is no Perry's Steakhouse in Roseville, CA or anywhere in CA. You're a Turkish fukwit who deserves to have his food spit on. Fucking ragebait retard.

ABD’de bir müşteri, 612 dolarlık restoran hesabına yalnızca 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktığını ve Amerikada tip kültürünün bir saçmalık olduğunu savundu: “Bahşiş kuralları sanki değiştirilemezmiş gibi davranılıyor. 612 dolarlık bir yemek hesabım vardı ve bir anda sırf toplam tutar yüksek diye 120 dolardan fazla bahşiş bırakmam bekleniyordu. Masaya aynı tabaklar taşındı, aynı içecekler dolduruldu, masada aynı süre geçirildi ama nedense garsonun kazancını menü fiyatları belirliyor. 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktım, bu da birkaç saatlik hizmet için gerçek bir para. Ancak sanki yazılı olmayan bir kuralı çiğnemişim gibi ortamın havası bir anda değişti. Ardından müdür yanıma gelip ‘sektör standartlarından’ bahsetmeye başladı. Daha pahalı bir yemek sipariş etmek ne zamandan beri daha fazla emek harcandığı anlamına geliyor? 50 dolarlık bir yemek yerine 20 dolarlık bir yemek söylersem tabak bir anda daha mı ağır oluyor? İyi hizmet aldığımda bahşiş veririm ancak restoran daha pahalı olduğu için bahşişin otomatik olarak yüzdelik bir ek ücrete dönüşmesi gerektiğini düşünmüyorum. Sizce bu adil mi, yoksa artık buna o kadar alıştık ki sorgulamayı mı bıraktık?” dedi.

@B1TuckerCarlson Be sure to paint it American Flag Blue.

It’s not a meme anymore, someone has made the Charlie Kirk fountain ⛲️

"antigamente não tinha isso" antigamente:

@Frenkie_Woody Very fake AI. And all three of these couples ended up in divorce court. Happy Pride Month!

Hollywood's Golden Summer of 90s…

@Bubblebathgirl Star-studded? I've seen bigger stars than that standing in line to buy a hotdog at Pinks.

Spencer Pratt threw a star-studded election night party in LA last night — and the guest list was stacked. Celebs, business leaders, political figures, and influencers all showed up to support him at Don Antonio’s, including Jenny McCarthy, Adam Carolla, Billy Bush, David Foster & Katharine McPhee, and more. With votes still coming in, Spencer Pratt is in a strong second place with ~30% of the vote — behind incumbent Karen Bass but clearly ahead of the rest of the field. Spencer and Heidi Pratt looked absolutely stylish as they arrived on Tuesday — sharp, confident, and ready for the spotlight. Total power couple vibes! 🔥 Nice look for LA too. LA politics just got a lot more interesting. What do you think of Pratt’s surge? (Video: AI)

@MJTruthUltra Yeah, yeah...when a brain-dead Republican wins its all fair, but if a Democrat wins, it's rigged. It's a broken record with you losers.

Red flag… 🚩🚩🚩 39.3% vote in… Karen Bass had 117,579 Spencer Pratt had 86,323 42.4% vote in… Karen Bass 130,429 Spencer Pratt 86,323 Virtually every candidate received votes except for Spencer Pratt. Impossible.

@PinkNews So neither being a father or a political hack has worked out very well.

Elon Musk confirms he got into politics because of estranged trans daughter Vivian Wilson ➡️ bit.ly/3RO4JZc 📷 Getty

@SpencerHakimian The country would be saved.

Imagine he dies on the 250th anniversary.

She reminds me of someone but I can’t put my finger on who.

@JayTC53 People get very bored in the presence of the demented orange turd.

OMG 🚨 KAITLIN COLLINS FALLS ASLEEP IN OVAL OFFICE DURING PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE. SHE IS NOT WELL. WHAT IS GOING ON?

@JebraFaushay Ever wonder why it's called Gentleman's Quarterly when it comes out every month? @GQMagazine @GQRecommends

During Pride Month, GQ (allegedly) did a very gay photo spread of the male stars of The Odyssey. Apparently, these photos were considered *too gay* for the magazine. Let’s take a look! (A quick thread)

@JebraFaushay oh, Matt Damon can do gay...

@Variety @ByClaytonDavis Because Martin Short's filmography is legendary, right?

The Academy will announce its Honorary Oscar recipients this month. Sources tell @ByClaytonDavis there is strong industry support for Martin Short, Harrison Ford, Glenn Close, Ridley Scott and Bette Midler, among other names. variety.com/2026/film/awar…

@HQNewsNow Aerial photographs indicated that his crowd was roughly one-third the size of the 1.8 million people who attended Barack Obama’s first inauguration in 2009

Trump: That's where Martin Luther King made his great speech with a million people. I had the same amount of people actually. I made a speech and I had more people. But these are minor details

@Sachinettiyil St. Jude just called back. He said, "Fuck off, Pratt." @spencerpratt

Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt knelt in prayer before an icon of Saint Jude, seeking the intercession of the patron saint of impossible causes. Image: Spencer Pratt

@KaraBoutU2 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins You would know, Kara, you miserable cunt.

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins If she didn’t have Botox and injections, she’d be a hook nosed witch.

.@POTUS absolutely bodies Fake News @kaitlancollins: "I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes."