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@MehulThakkar_ Theek hi hai bhai. 10 lakh mei kaunsa g wagon aa jaati
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In Mumbai, people don’t always buy cars based on income or aspiration, but on what can actually fit into their parking...
Spoke to someone yesterday who can comfortably afford a ₹10 lakh car, but is forced to settle for a ₹6–7 lakh one due to parking constraints....
A reminder: when buying a home in Mumbai, car parking isn’t a small detail, it’s a decision-maker...
#Mumbai #RealEstate #carparking

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@HeyPaOne @CricketCentrl Finally found someone with an iq lower than viru
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@CricketCentrl Veeru stories never disappoint 😂
Funny, honest, and full of those classic cricket moments.
Sometimes skill helps, sometimes timing, sometimes plain luck.
Crazy how small things change the whole game… what do you think?
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🚨"I bribed the umpire!" Virender Sehwag’s shocking confession about Pakistani umpire Asad Rauf! 😱🏏 🚨
Virendra Sehwag said 🗣️
"There used to be an umpire named Asad Rauf, who was from Pakistan.
During a match in Kanpur, Yuvraj Singh got out to a plumb LBW. We all thought he was out, but Rauf gave it 'not out.'
When he came out later, I asked him, 'Asad bhai, that was clearly out.' He replied, 'He’s our boy, how can I give Yuvi out?
I said, 'I’m also your boy!' He replied, 'Yes, you are, but you don't give me anything!' I asked what he wanted, and he said, 'Nothing much—just a pair of shoes, a hat, glasses, a T-shirt.' Since I was the brand ambassador for Adidas and Oakley at the time, I arranged all of that for him.
The next match was in Mohali. I was batting on 92 or 93 when I tried a hard cut shot. There was a clear 'click' sound, and it was so loud that Rahul Dravid even stood up in the dressing room to come out to bat. But the umpire gave it 'not out!'
Ricky Ponting ran up to me and asked, 'Did you nick it?' I said, 'Yeah.' Then he went to Asad Rauf and said, 'Veeru is saying he nicked it!'
They both came over to me, and Asad Rauf asked, 'Did you nick it?' I said, 'No!' Ponting said, 'He’s lying!' but Asad Rauf saved me that one time, and I went on to score my century."

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#WATCH | Bengaluru | On Karnataka Congress MLAs demanding VIP tickets for IPL matches, Karnataka Deputy CM DK Shivakumar says, "The MLAs have the right because they are part of the government. I will speak to the chairman to see that our MLAs are accommodated. Let Tejasvi Surya give gyaan to his party members..."
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@ChetanKumarR12 @Kanagalogy Great point ruined by your use of "comeing"
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@FPLgrassfc @Kanagalogy Bimarus comeing clean bathroom of south indians.
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All states should reserve 100% of jobs for locals who have compulsorily studied the language of the land up to 10th standard, with Immediate effect.
Indian Tech & Infra@IndianTechGuide
🚨 All states should reserve 20% of jobs for Agniveers after they complete their four-year term in 2027: HM Amit Shah.
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@salty2_coco @divya_gandotra Yet these talented, educated, multi lingual folks don't know traffic rules
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@FPLgrassfc @divya_gandotra Ironically, they actually are....
unlike Bimaru states, 65% of Bengaluru Auto drivers are actually full time graduates from prestigious institutions of Karnataka.
And 98% of them are multi lingual, speak English, Marati , Tamil, Telugu, Hindi & sparsely Malayalam too
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A 50-year-old woman, Kempamma, was hit by an autorickshaw in Bengaluru.
The driver didn’t just flee.
He put her in his vehicle, realized she had died… and dumped her body in a garbage heap to escape responsibility.
Let that sink in.
This is not just an accident.
This is inhuman.
And let’s be honest…
If this was a “Mercedes driver”, this would be national outrage, primetime debates, hashtags, candle marches.
But when it’s an auto driver?
Silence.
Justice shouldn’t depend on the vehicle someone drives.

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@KannadigaSpeaks @Kanagalogy To tip you when you deliver my order
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@FPLgrassfc @Kanagalogy Why do we need Bhimaru to come here ...
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@salty2_coco @divya_gandotra Yes Kannadiga auto drivers are all noble laureates
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@divya_gandotra Today there are many unregistered Tamil, Telugu, Bangla & Hindi Autodrivers driving autos in Bengaluru.. its no longer a safe city oweing to the Congress inviting infiltrators through the main door
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@pigMeatEater @ikaveri I don't think that's the most important thing
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Itna confidence kahan se latey hai log? He is 50, portly and unattractive and still thinks a 19 - 20 year old girl will swoon over him and accept his public proposal. Wow.
TOI Bengaluru@TOIBengaluru
Bizarre in #Bengaluru! A professor proposes to a student in the classroom of a medical college at T Begur in Nelamangala. The girl takes objection. A few moments later: The girl & fellow students thrash the professor. @timesofindia
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Bizarre in #Bengaluru!
A professor proposes to a student in the classroom of a medical college at T Begur in Nelamangala. The girl takes objection.
A few moments later: The girl & fellow students thrash the professor.
@timesofindia
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@ragiiing_bull @onandoffthebird Have you been to an itc hotel kitchen?
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@onandoffthebird Hygiene in upmarket restaurants is also not too great.
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@arvindsudarshan @im_sandipan Easily the best atmosphere in tests
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@im_sandipan Eden is not at all a great venue.
Useless bunch of mobsters.
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@rahulfromkkhh @im_sandipan As usual.. the average Indian fan misses the point completely
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@Speak4Karnataka @Kanagalogy Sir your past three generations haven't paid this much tax. You can lie on social media all you want to. You are a weak little kannada man who lives off talented folks like us
Now go back to work you pathetic little man. My blinkit order shouldn't be delayed
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@FPLgrassfc @Kanagalogy I've paid more than this just as gst, i don't have to prove it to a macrohard like you. Now get up

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@Speak4Karnataka @Kanagalogy Let's compare it returns bro. I paid 50l in direct income tax last year. How much did you pay?

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@FPLgrassfc @Kanagalogy 😂 everyone knows whos living of whom, first go & earn your 1 roti bhikari
GIF
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