Fabulous Qing🌻🌍🎀🔥

🚨THE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF IN 3 DAYS! 🚨 The First Match is 🇲🇽 Mexico vs South Africa 🇿🇦 What's your prediction for this opening match? 👇🔥⚽🇲🇽🇿🇦 #WorldCup2026 #MEXvRSA #FIFAWorldCup #WC2026

@winexviv A boot camp will be a great idea.

I’ve been thinking: what can we do to keep our children in the South East busy during the long vacation, so that social media, games, addictions, etc., don’t capture their minds? What do you think?

@dimvji The urge will soon become reality

the urge to move abroad and never come back

@davido Stop promoting him. Tell him to go reconcile with his brother.

Can’t lie that new Mr p lowkey 🔥

@FabrizioRomano Congratulations Perez of Madrid

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Florentino Pérez, re-elected as Real Madrid president. “It’s a beautiful day for me and for all Madridistas”.

@sheisafairyyy What is worse than more humbling when you see they reacted with thumbs up 👍?!

There’s nothing more humbling than rereading a message you sent while emotional.😂😂

@supuypweza @JohnAsiimwe7 You're right. I am Karma's Customer service Representative.

Karma won't do everything. Learn to insult people sometimes.

@lawrencekitema Can someone make a large bill board of this tweet for each bustop in Nigeria?

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

@dimvji Isolation doesn’t fix things, it just stops them from arguing back.

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

@softboywin Some do actually

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

@abazwhyllzz @AdeHimSef The emotional flashback is too real 😭. Mak they no try am for 2030. Blood go flow...

Anytime I’m watching World Cup matches I’ll just be cursing Finidi George

@YKoluwaseun9 @EmekaAu57699530 Monaco no be NYSC posting, relax

if you no dey Monaco with us like this, you never serious with life.

@joy_ciana @ElsienotElisee Exactly...you should consider turning your prompts into an e-book.

@FPresty @ElsienotElisee DYG???? I sometimes do designs with chatGPT when I'm in a fix and people can hardly tell..

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

@artfuIchaos The less you explain, the more they imagine.

People will deadass think you’re secretive before thinking it’s none of their damn business.

@fvckfemi_ That's the coldest revenge anyway.

i don't do revenge but watch me completely ignore your entire existence

@Mrbankstips Be careful what you wish for bro.

God, in my next life, if you won’t bring me as the son of an ultra-wealthy individual, I’d settle for an eagle.

My next door neighbor is showing the other guys in the building videos of all the girls he has fvcked in his room. One of the guys who was hailing him and calling him a bad guy recognized his sister in one of the video clips and it led to a fight. The rest just called Police after they tried to settle the fight. I hope the other guys will report him for filming these girls secretly. Bro code is no good here. I enjoyed the fight sha. Sometimes, it's nice to live in the midst of unrelated chaos.

Tell us something that does not Concerns Us, anything please 🙏🏾🥺.

@femiiiszn There’s something about getting a 👍🏽 after typing out a thoughtful message that makes me wish I hadn't sent it. It feels colder than no reply at all.

there’s something about responding to my texts with “👍🏽” that pisses me off.

@THELASTDONN700 Being Single you still got options Being Broke you can't even afford the options 😭💔

Being broke should scare you more than being single.

@aoiwa_88 このシャツ、マジで自分の体をガスライティングしてて、こんなに共感したの初めてなんだけど笑 シャツ全体が濡れて見えるから濡れてる部分が乾いて見える？布に逆転心理学を発明したやん天才か

脇汗をかいても目立たないように、はじめから脇以外が濡れているTシャツを作りました。