Tuyi 🧸

God is the greatest, it's time whenever he says “it's time”.

Well afterall, the day we die would be a “tomorrow”. Lol

I remind myself I'm dying tomorrow and how it would be stupid to allow fear affect the last decision I'll ever make. Also when I'm about to make a dumb move, I tell myself “Nigga you're dying tomorrow, do you want your last ever decision be a dumb one?”

Literally almost everyday, I tell myself “Im gonna die tomorrow”. This morbid statement keeps me in check so whenever I'm at a crossroad of making an important decision and fear starts creeping in,

@stacycay Did the snail tell you that?

This is NOT cute. Snails only do this when they’re very depressed

@petitebaddie333 @Wizarab10 Real

@Wizarab10 if its worth it ... after all na dust we go return to las las

Rooting for you 🍷

@1ghcouls @Teeniiola That's not even the point, that move while recording is so unniggerlike, that's a gay move right there

@FashBode @Teeniiola god forbid he takes care of his skin??

A young man shared his experience after visiting the bank with his mum, where a child unexpectedly asked him why he was “walking like a girl.” He said he was left sh0cked by the comment and looked at his mum for a reaction, but she acted as though she didn’t hear it. According to him, he was completely speechless, expressing surprise at how such a young child could make that kind of remark.

@youdontgothat @Teeniiola Me on the other hand what?...

@FashBode @Teeniiola Aww stay disappointed…he has the money to take care of his skin meanwhile you on the other hand…

@excelsusX @EODHappyCaptain Next time reach out to the farm and bite the cow straight up

@EODHappyCaptain Looks real good. Perfect paleo meal assuming no seed oils were used. Here's mine since we're sharing. lol 🤷🏽‍♂️

Apparently there’s a phenomenon on 𝕏 right now where if you post a picture of a steak you made, kind Japanese people will comment on it and tell you how amazing it looks. Let’s test it out: I could use the self esteem boost.

@DailyLoud Mexican???? She pulled a wrong move there, let's hope they don't get back to her.

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

@Hirazzy This people think say to buy RM be like say u wan buy iPhone. There're lot of documents attached to just one RM, talk less of “carting”😂

Cart RM keh? He think say nah Apple Watch 🤡😂

@PRINCIPAL_XYX @thehameez009 Have u seen urinary catheter procedure before? As small as a penis hole is, something as big as that can go in and come out easily

@thehameez009 Congratulations but is it medically possible for something this big to pass through the gen!tal.

I used to feel severe pain in my chest down to my lower abdomen ever since I was in school, I've gone for several check-ups thinking it was an ulcer, but then nothing of such. The day I went for my first scan it was discovered that I have a "KIDNEY STONE 💔", which requires an operation. But the doctor gave me the advice to go back home and make sure to drink enough water daily. Ever since that day, I have been drinking more than 10 liters of water every day. Just last week when I was urinating I felt a sharp pain in my genital organ like something was forcing its way out, lo and behold guys, I was able to piss out the stone then I picked it up from the WC to go and show the doctor. Guess what my next scan shows that I am free guys 🎉🎉💃💃💃

@G5VE_ @Faksback666 @ShabazzShamgod Everyday I read things on twitter I've never read iml

@Faksback666 @ShabazzShamgod Omoh thank God say one hole dey beside bed

Brovulation horny is a different type of horny 😭😭😭😭 I almost texted my ex

@Sugarboyadeola1 These things actually now look so stupid seeing a man doing it😂😂😂

Kneel before me

Nearly everything awesome takes longer than you think. Get started and don't worry about the clock.

The desire for shortcuts makes you unsuited for any kind of mastery.

@Mishi_2210 It's 2. The question never said the sons went to the picnic 🤷🏽‍♂️

@user0000O0 It's not possible. You didn't become what you currently are over 10minutes, so how can you change in 10minutes

does anyone know how you can change your entire life in like 10 minutes

@cliifforrd The problem you're looking for love, it's not something to be looked for. But physical touch??? You can get that bro

i’ve not had physical touch or felt real love in more than 2yrs. i really do not want to start talking to new women cos now it’s like a chore; they’re boring as hell and come with all kinds of burdens.

@arojinle1 I have soo many questions right now 😳

Adaptation...one of the greatest attributes of a living organism