Forbin’s Project

@Gallifrey_GaryK I look at that TV Times cover and all I see is Daniel Craig with a pipe!

@AmazonUK You’ve emailed me to say you’ve cancelled a refund as you have not received the returned item. But your online assistant says it has been received and another item returned at the same time, in the same package, has been confirmed as received. How do I resolve this?

@NaturalParadigm If there was an award for the most boring, biased, repetitive and ill-informed Tweets about F1, you would nail it year in year out, easier than Hamilton has cruised to most of his WDCs unchallenged, and without mechanical DNFs.

If an illicit command is given from race control, the default action is NOT to nullify the entire race. It is instead to revert to the running order of the lap prior to the command being given. For historical precedent, see the 2018 Canadian Grand Prix. #WeStandWithLewisHamilton

@joe_dante Didn’t even get the chance as sadly here in the UK the movie came & went before I had the chance to see it. But I do have the excellent @ArrowFilmsVideo Blu ray which I only ever watch in afternoons if that counts? Great film & one of the last terrific Goldsmith scores. #mant !

My movie Matinee was released to theaters on this date in 1993! Did anybody here see a matinee of Matinee during its original release?

@Fern_Britton Those paws! It’s like the kitty has sport socks on!

Good morning. I’m going in for the second snooze x

@jonthegreener @NewsSlasher Best tweet 2022 so far! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hypocritical champagne socialist like @GNev2 summed up so brilliantly. I may have to steal that line for future Tweets!

@NewsSlasher Cloth cap in one hand, glass of Moët in the other.

Why is #GaryNevilleIsATosser trending?

@NewsSlasher Because #GaryNevilleIsATosser. Also @GNev2 isn’t very bright and perpetually says stupid things.

@Cheeseo76847269 How can anyone be mean to someone who has Berk from Trap Door as their profile photo?

Blimey. Hard work on here tonight. May get my tits out to change the mood. Ffs. 🙄🙄

@MarshallJulius Holy shit that is EPIC! You lucky sonofa BeepBeep!

Treasure from Looney Tunes legend Chuck Jones, as much of a character as any of his creations.

@DeborahMeaden Scrolling through Twitter to see where perpetually outraged Meaden had a hissy fit over #kierstarmer not prosecuting #JimmySavile or over the Rotherham grooming gangs issue. Nope, can’t find any. But the vile old harpy is REALLY ANGRY about Boris eating cake. #priorities

Did I just hear the Met are investigating the “ fixed penalty” type offences by Number 10 but not the more serious allegations of misconduct in public office? 😳

@TheCinemaTicket So many! For starters, Coppola’s The Conversation but also The Firm, Night Moves, Bonnie & Clyde and Hoosiers.

@GNev2 Cretin.

He’s also destroying the reputation of the Police force! I can only imagine how much the policemen and women detest this guy and their superiors for tarnishing their reputation!

@TheBasementPro3 @_Sideman44 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton So you’re saying that RBR, Verstappen or someone made a bribe that just happened to be predicated upon a situation where the rules could be manipulated IF all the factors came together? Sounds like most conspiracy theories to me - totally lacking credibility.

@Forbins_Project @_Sideman44 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton As you have ZERO evidence to invalidate it! 😉 But no one can deny that the FIA regulation was completely twisted to give Max the only possible chance to win that race. Without this last minute "solution", he would finish where he deserved.

The dedication with which Max fans are interacting with any post even remotely connected with Lewis Hamilton is frankly commendable. I'm just not sure whether it is fuelled by hate towards the latter, or compensating for insecurities about his championship winning ways 🤷‍♂️

Just watched the trail for tomorrow’s @TheGNShow featuring @grahnort obviously reading from an autocue just listing his guests - honestly, this guy is paid millions of licence-payer money & he can’t memorise 5 names for a 15 second ad? Talk about amateur night. #ScrapTheBBC

@valtterib0ttas Probably faster and more reliable than his F1 car!

look at valtteri's alfa 😍😍😍😍

@Gallifrey_GaryK McGoohan must hold some sort of record for the number of different killers he played in Columbo!

@TheBasementPro3 @DTYME83 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton I could ask you the same question. And since you’re the one making the allegation the onus is on you to prove it. Which of course you cannot do. Could Masi have been bribed? Yes of course he could no question. Could Glock or Toyota? Yep, of course they could have been.

@Forbins_Project @DTYME83 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton Are you absolutely sure of that?!? Do you have full access to Masi's, Red Bull's or anyone's financial records?!? 🤔🙄

@DTYME83 @TheBasementPro3 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton lol I love F1 “fans” who watch the races with a Nelsonian view of things.

@TheBasementPro3 @Forbins_Project @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton The truth here is we can not be mad at Max. Over the season 2021 he was allowed to pretty much get away with murder with very little being said, he was gifted an opportunity to win the title and he took it. But his title win will always be know as a gift, that will haunt him

@Mino_tauri @TheBasementPro3 @_Sideman44 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton Yes he was. So what? If he hadn’t had a fantastic year with so many wins and podiums i would agree it was a hollow victory but he is a totally deserving champion

@Forbins_Project @TheBasementPro3 @_Sideman44 @there_is_no_if @LewisHamilton He is a beneficiary of it