12 o'clock, she kinda bit her lip

Anthropocene blues

@Demon_Realms It's crazy how many beautiful women dawg. Crazy

So many beautiful women are French speakers. Unfortunately I'm a British Columbian chud who can't even say enchanté

I keep losing money ! I wish somebody could tell me how to save it ! Alan Holdsworth:

Boba Fett? The registered nurse?

Crazy how many people God wanted to die from appendicitis for about 2 million years

I've been shaking all night long / now my hands are steady

The Tragically Hip - Three Pistols Live Toronto 2004

@vegetalpuppet First things first.

i dreamed the million billion miles spanning infinity lifetimes long concept of journey to incomprehensibly large sprawling all concrete unfathomably deep weirdly waxy nasty water dam dream and i asked a made up person i was with could we go to the grocery store after we got done

@suicideposter "seen, you are bound by honour to the castle. Do not forget your role! Defend your daimyo! 名誉を伴わない義務はない!" 🏯

Nobody fw me but it's fine because what the fuck am I going to do about it

@halopinball You're thinking of the Butterdome

@FortScab Aren’t those the guys from Mad Max?

I'm thinking about buying my buddy's Big Bopper vinyl...

@TRASHKlTTY Sí...

me being born

IT specialist after the keyboard won't connect to the laptop:

@wisepissmage #lawandorder

@wisepissmage Charges must also be brought against the middle-aged Lebanese man who cut my hair 10 months ago

The gay man who cut my hair needs to be put on trial for the death penalty

@TRASHKlTTY He's gotta die

some retard just kind of tried to run me over with his car and i tripped and fell down and hurt both of my knees um okay

Bruce Springsteen/Kermit the Frog

@orc_mode Bok's burning

Looks like something interesting is happening in either deep south philly or jersey rn

Thank you so much for giving me this position, bro. I love being third-in-command.

I'm posting from the Butterdome.

@tragickly Sorry about this but please consider x.com/LoisUttley/sta…

put on pants #FML