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@mattletiss7 "what's he tweeted this time kammy"
"I don't know Jeff , something about car crashes being contagious "
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john_nufc
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john_nufc
@FplToon
FPL Enthusiast. insight into Newcastle and FPL , by no means an expert, play the game for fun...becasue its a game
no انضم Temmuz 2017
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@NCSL1892 @northstraddler @alanshearer Les Ferdinand scored 46 goals in the 21st century , where exactly should he be on this list?
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@northstraddler @alanshearer Nicolas Anelka included ahead of Alan Shearer and Les Ferdinand what is the world coming to and what kind of football ignorant people compile such worthless lists?
#NUFC
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The most laughable list ever. You have Michael Owen, Diego Forlan & Jamie Vardy included & no mention of @alanshearer
Give your head a wobble. Shearer is in the top 5 of all time greats & to not include him is a p!$$ take or sheer ignorance on your behalf 😂😂🤪🤪🎣🎣
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Global Statistics@Globalstats11
Top 50 Greatest Strikers Of The 21st Century ⚽️ 1. 🇫🇷 Thierry Henry 2. 🇺🇾 Luis Suarez 3. 🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski 4. 🏴 Wayne Rooney 5. 🇫🇷 Karim Benzema 6. 🇺🇦 Andriy Shevchenko 7. 🇪🇸 Raul 8. 🇸🇪 Zlatan Ibrahimovic 9. 🇦🇷 Sergio Aguero 10. 🇨🇲 Samuel Eto'o 11. 🇫🇷 Antoine Griezmann 12. 🏴 Harry Kane 13. 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 14. 🇨🇮 Didier Drogba 15. 🇳🇱 Ruud Van Nistelrooy 16. 🇳🇱 Robin Van Persie 17. 🇪🇸 David Villa 18. 🇮🇹 Christian Vieri 19. 🏴 Michael Owen 20. 🇪🇸 Fernando Torres 21. 🇺🇾 Edinson Cavani 22. 🇦🇷 Hernan Crespo 23. 🇨🇴 Radamel Falcao 24. 🇺🇾 Diego Forlan 25. 🇫🇷 David Trezeguet 26. 🇦🇷 Gonzalo Higuain 27. 🇦🇷 Carlos Tevez 28. 🇧🇷 Adriano 29. 🇬🇦 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 30. 🇩🇪 Miroslav Klose 31. 🇳🇱 Patrick Kluivert 32. 🇮🇹 Luca Toni 33. 🇮🇹 Filippo Inzaghi 34. 🇪🇸 Diego Costa 35. 🇧🇷 Roberto Firmino 36. 🇧🇬 Dimitar Berbatov 37. 🇸🇪 Henrik Larsson 38. 🇮🇹 Antonio Di Natale 39. 🇧🇷 Giovane Elber 40. 🇧🇦 Edin Dzeko 41. 🇦🇷 Diego Milito 42. 🇦🇷 Lautaro Martinez 43. 🇮🇹 Antonio Cassano 44. 🇩🇪 Mario Gomez 45. 🇧🇪 Romelu Lukaku 46. 🇧🇷 Mario Jardel 47. 🇳🇱 Roy Makaay 48. 🇧🇷 Luis Fabiano 49. 🇫🇷 Nicolas Anelka 50. 🏴 Jamie Vardy Source: Iconic Football via Sport Bible
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@SandyofSuffolk @mathewadamplays @0xpers3phern @GlenSmith174927 You pay £10 a month for it
And to make revenue you need to be getting over 5m impressions from blue ticked accounts for 3 months to qualify. Then you need to be getting 1m impressions on your posts. At best you break even for the month
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My daughter owns her own house in West Sussex.
My two stepdaughters own their own houses in Cornwall.
My eldest grandson is buying his own house, on his own, in Lancashire.
My eldest granddaughter is buying her own flat, on her own, in East Sussex.
Because they have a work ethic and aren't spendthrifts.
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@SandyofSuffolk @mathewadamplays @0xpers3phern @GlenSmith174927 You're averaging 62 tweets per day for 5 and half years non stop. Take out 8 hours for sleep that works out that you've tweeted 4 times per hour every hour for 19,710 days consecutively...I think you may have a spare time issue
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@mathewadamplays @0xpers3phern @GlenSmith174927 Work harder pleb. Then you won't have so much spare time to whine on here. 🤣
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@PatMcAfeeShow @RandyOrton Didn't we already do the "saving pro wrestling" gimmick with Cena and Cody last year.
Genuinely atrocious writing
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This Wrestling Specimen will be the most important person in the history of the business when the story is told 100 yrs from now
@RandyOrton WILL SAVE THE BUSINESS for future generations at WrestleMania
Come watch the monumentally HISTORIC match for future centuries LIVE IN VEGAS ~> ticketmaster.com/wwe-wrestleman…
Because WHEN RANDY ORTON IS AROUND.. tickets should not be available
GIF
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@HannahHope_ @jet2tweets Works for the sun
doesn't like misrepresentation of information
Ironic
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I feel incredibly duped and swindled by @jet2tweets
booked this hotel for its infinity pool only to discover that we don't have access to it. The website didn't make it clear when booking - false advertising
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@Muhammed2755643 @AnfieldSector Carragher said Salah the 2nd best foreign player in the PL behind Henry.
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"He's up there with Thierry Henry as one of the best the Premier League has ever seen."
John Barnes.
A Liverpool legend.
Comparing Mohamed Salah to the greatest Premier League forwards in history.
9 years. One of the best ever.
Not just at Liverpool.
In the entire history of PL football.
👑🔴❤️
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John Barnes on Mohamed Salah:
“He’s been incredible hasn’t he in the last 10 years. He’s been one of the best players Liverpool have ever had in the Premier League! He’s up there with Thierry Henry and whoever you want to mention as one of the best the Premier League has ever seen… he has been an incredible footballer for Liverpool. One of the best ever.”
[@talkSPORT]
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@martynziegler We won't be in uefa competition next year so shouldnt be an issue
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Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company. thetimes.com/sport/football…
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@AVFCCharlie Villa wouldn't have signed emi if leno didn't get injured by maupay
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If Glen Whelan didn’t miss a penalty in the 96th minute of a Championship game versus Preston North End
There’s a very good chance Lionel Messi would never have won a World Cup
charlie cox@AVFCCharlie
The butterfly affect of Glen Wheelan missing a penalty in the dying seconds of a 3-3 draw vs Preston in 2018 for Aston Villa is incredible
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According to lukes theory, if we lose the next 7 and finish 15th but the fans in the stadium still cheer then the board will stick with Eddie
Luke Edwards@LukeEdwardsTele
@Im_RobM You have to be pretty thick Rob to not understand, if the fans turn on him inside the stadium over the next seven games he’ll be off. Then again, wouldn’t be the first time for you x
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@LukeEdwardsTele @Im_RobM the fans in the stadium will turn if he doesn't get results, if he loses 4 of the 7 and we don't get europe the fans won't be happy. The fans will turn based on results. Are you saying if we lose every game and he still gets cheered the board won't act ?
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@Im_RobM You have to be pretty thick Rob to not understand, if the fans turn on him inside the stadium over the next seven games he’ll be off.
Then again, wouldn’t be the first time for you x
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Thankfully I don't think anyone on here is thick enough to watch that interview with David Hopkinson and believe that Eddie Howe's #NUFC future will be determined by the fanbase.
Luke Edwards@LukeEdwardsTele
Also the truth on Eddie Howe’s future - if fans make it clear they no longer back him he will not stay where he isn’t wanted #nufc
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@MrCDraws @spectator Wow, an entertainer using a stage name, what a scandal
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@spectator The blokes name isn’t even Romesh. It’s Johnathan. He goes by Romesh because he knows as well as we do the only reason he gets work is because he’s a minority.
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I giggled for the first time at Ranganathan and Frankie Boyle when their dire shows were binned by the BBC; as Patrick West wrote here at the time: ‘Satire should lampoon those who rule. Except BBC satire has for years shirked this duty.
It no longer challenges the establishment – in academia, the civil service, the unelected House of Lords, the BBC itself. It’s instead been a staple of BBC satire to punch down, to mock and deride the conservative, middle-class, Brexit-inclined middle-Englander.
Audiences have themselves become bored of the BBC’s repetitious, relentless belittling of ordinary Britons at the behest of a smug, self-satisfied elite.’
✍️ Julie Burchill
Article | spectator.com/article/why-mo…
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@afclucyyy 8 players leave, 5 are arsenal players
All players who have left are named
Why are people so thick
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Naming all the Arsenal players because agenda gotta agend
BBC Sport@BBCSport
Eight England players are leaving camp after the Uruguay game, including Declan Rice, Bukayo Saka and Noni Madueke.
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@glennebrey @FootballCliches Thats more partridge than anything coogan has written
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@FootballCliches If you don’t read this bit out, word for word, I’m never listening to the podcast again…
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Tuesday's Clichés episode will be me, alone, reading out Oliver Brown's absolutely deranged interview with Richard Keys, word for word.
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@Bricky2023 @GBNEWS @GoodwinMJ @andytwelves You really can't comment on a clip where they debate English language and spell "piece" incorrectly in your first sentence. It makes you look a bit silly
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@GBNEWS @GoodwinMJ @andytwelves Andy Twelves used arguments off a pice of paper because by his own admission he is no academic. If you are going to step into an academic arena then in future have an academic to argue the points. Also GB News don’t have an anti Reform and FAILED Conservative MP chairing.
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'That is a fact.'
'It's an opinion!'
@GoodwinMJ and @andytwelves continue their debate on statistics used in Matt Goodwin's latest book about the language spoken by young people in the UK.
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@El_Cunto76 @cjhhhh21 Big clubs in better positions than man united aren't in for him. If he's got the choice to play for us or Manchester united in the champions league and probably add 100k a week to is wage it's unfortunately a no brainer
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@KrissNufc83 He's one of the best midfielders in Europe. Regardless of his ban, players like him only sign if we play in Europe, which we don't look like doing. We will lose players every season unless we consistently get Europe
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Paid him tens of thousands a week for 10 months while he sat in his arse. That’s the loyalty you get. Close the door on your way out.
Liam Kennedy@LiamJKennedy23
EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…
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@DeanJamesAFC This is pure nonsense, same stuff gets regurgitated every few months
Even if it were true , city will appeal which will take years, they'll also likely win the appeal , so nothing will happen other than a fine and maybe a transfer ban
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It’s being reported that Man City could be deducted 60pts. No official confirmation yet but it is expected before the end of the season. If it does happen now they’ll end up last in the league and face relegation.
I personally hope it doesn’t happen until next season if that ends up being the outcome.
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@NUFCMurph Yes, lots of clubs. Whenever there is good players in underperforming clubs then they usually get linked with moves away. Also if the players agent (isak and Sandro) start touting their players round then it will get headlines. Happens with every club
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Genuine question, has there ever been another football club who's players are so relentlessly linked with transfers away every single season, even if the window isn't open?
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
"He'll be an expensive acquisition" 💷 Could Sandro Tonali leave Newcastle United in the summer?
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@bazza080808 Would you care to link the article or press release or direct quote from anyone close to this to validate it. Or are you happy just spreading Facebook rumours for a bit of clout ?
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So, Trump was telling the truth…
why did Iran initially lie?
And why did the lefties in the media believe a murderous regime in Iran over Trump ?
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Iran now confirms there has been outreach between the U.S. and Iran and that Iran is “willing to listen” to proposals.
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