Rob 🅼

Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck

@MattW36565526 Tbh once they are a Football Manager wonderkid I will just put them on a pedestal for the rest of their career.

@Im_RobM He's a funny one though because he's been talked about for years, but no one has taken a punt, and by all accounts he hasn't been that good across champions league games and for Portugal.

They are just too good in the transfer market.

@MattW36565526 Joao Gomes ⏳

I thought it might happen but I am a bit surprised it's been complete radio silence on any front regarding a transfer. Figured we would've heard something from someone by now, maybe they've all been told to shut it.

Happy Con Air day to all that celebrate

Didn't this ref used to play up top for Rangers and get a red card every other week?

The refereeing team here could stand on each others shoulders and still be shorter than Dan Burn.

@_MartinDean Normal Mags membership so was £14.99.

@Im_RobM You ok mags plus membership? Got my email to say I can have them for 4.99 which is nice given that we get 2 of the 7 included in the membership.

The absolute nerve of them given our summer so far. Of course I have paid immediately #NUFC

@NiallHarbison Hero.

We’ve seen a lot of dogs in bad conditions but I think this lovely boy might be the worst pain I’ve ever seen a dog in. We’d been told about him by a kind man in the community who found him but had no idea how to help beyond giving him water, food and putting a little electric fan on him. He eventually got through to us in sheer desperation. The dog has been there for days apparently and probably hit by some sort of major trauma. He hasn’t eaten or drank his water and he was laying in his own pee and poop. That little alley way was where it was all going to end very soon because I could see from his gums and other signs he was in big big trouble. We had to just go for it and make a stretcher with what we had and push through the pain. It took us 40 minutes to get back to Tina’s hospital and he screamed at every tiny bump on the road. I thought his spine was broken and was super relieved when it wasn’t. I thought he might be so bad that we’d never be posting this video as it might be better to put him out of his misery. He is very sick and has some stuff going on internally but it is pelvis related we believe. He is by no means 100% going to make it as he has so much going on inside him but we have some hope now. The team are in full action mode to try and save him. I called him Bear as he is a big fluffy gentle giant I can tell. I’m not sure how this story ends but it’s already better than he was alone in that alley this morning. He’s having a huge sleep now with lots of pain relief and meds. 🤞🤞🤞

Whenever I see anyone reporting on an #NUFC transfer in future

@NUFCLC Edwards will do anything to deflect from Eddie.

This Luke Edwards/Stavely craic is EXACTLY what the club didn’t need this summer. Another drama. It’s an absolute circus at the minute. #NUFC

@RedandWhiteTint Nothing.

@Im_RobM What is this confidence based on? Genuinely

Still fairly confident we go into the season in relatively good shape, just desperate for us to get a shift on and pull us out of this spiral of negative PR #NUFC

@JoelBlandSport If I don't laugh i'll top myself.

@Im_RobM Loving the new positive pizza Rob

@jaffa_5 Still needs to get up to match sharpness.

@Im_RobM He up to playing DMF?

The vet rang and the little fella made it

@S0uthernGe0rdie For some strange reason the Steur signing has given me hope. I like what I see and it was out of nowhere.

@Im_RobM Corrrrrr share what you’re drinking or taking.

@just4football8 You know that this isn't about the overall profit. Very easy to sign someone for free and then praise profit. This is simply a case of you have sold Tielemans well below his market value, but you already knew that. Also Tonali was bought for £55m and sold for £100m all told 👍

🤔 Tonali: paid £60m sold for £97.5m = £37.5m profit. Tielemans: paid £0m sold for £35m = 35m profit. #avfc

But I was confident we would sign Manzambi so what do I know.

@VickyH003 Very wise. I sadly am a slave to this platform. It's pathetic.

@Im_RobM I admire your optimism. I however have decided to shove my feelings about Newcastle deep deep deep down while I’m on holiday and will just enjoy England 😂

@JakeJackmann @J_92__ Reality is all they have done is beat us to a signing. That is it.

@J_92__ @Im_RobM They've done terribly at managing their age profile and wage bill, but they know how to move in the window. They rarely leak and get things done. That was more my point. I think we'll be better off than them long term, but we're terrible at some things they're good at.

Fair play Villa, signing and sale done in quick time. Fee on low side, but they did sign him on a free. Villa a much slicker outfit in the transfer market than we are.

@Deggsytweets Got to a point where I can't be any more miserable so trying going the total opposite way.

@Im_RobM Have you OD on happy pills?