Greg Handly

@DarkLinesSicko @GerrySandusky Quite stunning IMO. The rich and powerful get away with anything

@GerrySandusky Surprised they are letting Gerry still announce after Penn State? Am I the only one that thinks it’s crazy he isn’t in jail??

Players are coming back on the field. They will be given 15 minutes to warm up. Kickoff is now 1:25.

@DorryPFromNYC @blake_johnson21 @TweetCarbonneau @BadHotTakeDave @therealselena23 @NFL Who made these sound clouds they low key hit

@DorryPFromNYC @blake_johnson21 @TweetCarbonneau @BadHotTakeDave @therealselena23 @NFL Yo this is kinda fire

Cousins is stopped SHORT of the goal line 😱 📺: #MINvsBUF on FOX 📱: Stream on NFL+ bit.ly/3tmCBgm

@RChristopher_Jr @PeterLBrandt Sir this is a Wendy’s

@PeterLBrandt they have to create that illusion to get as many kids into the woke leftist indoctrination camps that are American Universities

University degrees are OVER-RATED for many students

@TomScibelli Big pass

ATTENTION LONG ISLAND: Tomorrow night (8/3) at Borrelli's: The Tommy Smokes Special Myself, Marty, Glenny, Ria, Trent, Frankie in attendance dressed in our finest Italian couture Let's fill the patio with everyone eating the Smokes special. BE THERE 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

@Jordan_Prohaska Source?

BREAKING @Jordan_Prohaska is rumored to have been FIRED from his job effective as of today. Details to follow.

@Jordan_Prohaska has officially self proclaimed himself to be a golfer.

@Jay_Morgan19 welcome

Been hearing stories of a tournament happening this weekend at Sutton bay. I have acquired the list and will be commenting on the tournament. @Schweeee @Jordan_Prohaska @TweetCarbonneau

@DannyLoPriore Nipples have fallen off

If so what were your side effects?

Asked Justin Holl if he pictured his 1st goal of the year being a slap shot over the shoulder of Carey Price: "Oh yeah. Hammer time, baby."

@Phokse_Guy @BurgerKing James. You are single handedly propping up Burger King. They need you

@BurgerKing You will not acknowledge me, who supported you for decades, who will never eat your food again. Enjoy it, before your actions make bankruptcy a very real possibility.

who did this

@BurgerKing Tf happened to the rodeo burger

what's the one menu item that helped you get through it all?

@Rodrigo96482454 @pumasafari @Lipidiii You seem like kind of a bitch. Care to come on the air to discuss Thursday morning?

@PurplePedialyte No. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

@TweetCarbonneau Yes bro

Do I need to square up with my dog groomer?

@DaneCook Love horny Dane cook

I am having the best text conversion right now you could ever imagine. My life is bonkers. In the middle of a shit storm pandemic I’m laying here texting and smiling like a fuckin’ fool. I needed this. Someday I will tell everyone what tonight was and is.

@StephenATurner @blake_johnson21 @NickOlsonNFL Awesome stuff, Stephen

@blake_johnson21 @NickOlsonNFL Im a big fan of his.

My tentative top ten 2020 WRs: 1. Jerry Jeudy (Top 10) 2. Ceedee Lamb (Top 10) 3. Henry Ruggs III (1st) 4. Denzel Mims (1st) 5. KJ Hamler (1st) 6. Justin Jefferson (1st/2nd) 7. Jalen Reagor (1st/2nd) 8. Brandon Aiyuk (1st/2nd) 9. Michael Pittman (2nd) 10. Laviska Shenault (2nd)

@BenjaminLudwi11 @CarlyAplin Take you L and log off

@CarlyAplin So now I challenge you to listen to her. She has a decent podcast. I've heard a few. She is smart and also not just a body