HRL Loons

A little postponed due to the government shut down @HRLTwinCities

@HRL_Aces @Cjonk13 @HRLTwinCities @ioconnor27

Aces have come to terms with Wiffle Ball Legend @Cjonk13 for 2026. Caleb will join the Back to Back Champs on a part time basis. @HRLTwinCities #Viva

After deliberating retirement, @JakeFish09 has agreed to 1 year extension with the help of his agent @BillHeck9

@BlueWahoosHRL @HRLBiscuits

@HRLLoons @HRLBiscuits You are potentially right on both counts. But due to pride I will not admit anything

Today we play the @HRLBiscuits at Valley in what is sure to be a snore fest. In : Antics TSea The Wish pNut Kershaw Probable : Air Bud Out : Shorts Big News: Special Guest fans will be attending tonight’s game. Those who can guess will get a crisp high five

Take on the @HRLMillers tonight at Harley. A lot of beers will be drank. Hoping for a bunch of ROE’s tonight so are regular season stats look legit. In -Fishy -Babyface -Cakes -Web Gem -Bud Larp Out -Probably the Mets because they never show..

@HRLBiscuits @HRLMets They weren’t going to show anyways. Jokes on you guys.

Tonight's make-up games vs. @HRLMets has been canceled due to wetness.

Playing Wiffle Ball and buying overpriced boats from @IgobyLeon1 tonight. Loons take on the @HRLTortugas at Valley Park in the Great city of Hopkins Minnesota. In -Fishy -BabyFace (with beers and sun cruisers) -Cakes -Web Gem -Bud Larp

@hrltctwins He has agreed to provide (enough) beers and cigarettes for the remainder of the regular season. Along with a back massage for Web Gem who is ailing after the 3 game series. If not fulfilled, he will be available for palooza.

@HRLLoons Release Baby Face immediately, that’s the only option you have. That is an egregious error that can wreak havoc in the clubhouse for decades to come and cost the Loons any chance at winning the title. It cannot be forgiven… Can you guys give us his number after he’s cut?

Loons sweep the Ponies last night. Baby Face didn’t bring enough beers. Cakes and Fishy complained about the lack of beers. Bud Larp went nutty at the plate. Web Gem throws a no hitter in game 3 with the game winning SAC (@Shirls @HrlAthletics) in a 1-0 victory.

@HRLBiscuits @HRLMets @HRLTortugas FACTS! We were there. #contracttheMets

Hey @HRLMets how did your 3 scheduled games go against the @HRLTortugas tonight? Did they all get played or did you bail after 2 games at 8:00? #ContractTheMets

Took two from the biscuits tonight. More importantly, 1 SAC and 0 ROE tonight @Shirls @HRLAthletics

@HRLTortugas @hrltctwins Walz would have got it done but we sent BabyFace instead. 😎

Taking on a very young and healthy @hrltctwins roster at Valley Tonight. In -Fishy -Cakes -Web Gem -Bud Larp Out -Baby Face (overseas negotiating peace deal in the Middle East)

Had to play in that dump @CityofEagan last week but back to civilization this week. Two games at Valley against the @HRLTourists tonight. Cakes and Web Gem are most likely pitching and all of us will probably hit.

Loons take on the @HRL_Aces tonight in a Hopkins Hold’em match. Dealing Game 1-Web Gem Dealing Game 2-Cakes Projected Table Spots Big Blind-Baby Face Small Blind-Web Gem Button-Fishy 4th-Bud Larp 5th-Cakes

Loons take on @HRLTortugas tonight at Harley. Game 1: Web Gem Game 2: Cake Projected Line Up: Baby Face Bud Larp Fish Web Gem Cakes

@HRLTwinCities Almost stumbled upon a MLB score to rival a real life HRL box score from 2018 between the @HRLReds and the Orioles.